No, I am, I am so stupid, I’ma bash my head against somethin’ real quick, hold up

NUUU, but you do that anyways, and alastor has to save the you

NUUUUUU

GIB, actually, me wants drugs instead Alastor: AYE, put down that knife! Or I’ll get Elijah and he’ll take it from you

*searches for drugs* Alastor: put, it down!

Alastor: Elijah! Your lil brother has a knife Elijah: WHAT

Elijah: *takes the knife, but took it too fast, so his hand is cut now* ow…anyways, No playing with knives!

Elijah: because it could hurt you, and when your hurt, I’m hurt

Elijah: well you can’t have it

Elijah: because it’ll hurt!

You*

Elijah: no

Damian: ooo, made him cry! Really, Elijah: but i just wanted to- Damian: make him sad??? HA!! Elijah: *drops the knife*

Damian: *shakes you off onto alastor* Alastor: oof Damian: *picks the knife up* go on…give yourself what you deserve *holds out the knife, for Elijah to grab* Elijah: *reaches for the knife* Fazro: *le attacks Elijah* DON’T TOUCH THAT KNIFE!!! Elijah: i- Fazro: >:< B.M IS HERE, AND YOU NEED TO SNAP THE F*CK OUT OF IT, AND PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!! BE THE GOOD EXAMPLE!!!!

Damian: *starts to hum* Elijah: *is now controlled by damian* Fazro: AH SHIT!!! Damian: attack them both…. Elijah: *obeys and attacks fazro* Fazro: GAH!

Damian: noooot a chance, I have another mission, and that’s to get rid of panda AND his oc’s

Damian: was that supposed to hurt? Elijah tried to kill me, so did my pet, and they both felt like a breeze on my life.

Damian: okay, so mind killing Elijah? Or pushing panda off a cliff??

Damian: alright! So I’ll keep doin’ what i want, CONTINUE ELIJAH!!! Elijah: *nods and breaks fazro’s arm* Fazro: AHHHHHHHHH!

Damian: oh no, you i aren’t useless, I’m making seem like that, ELIJAH, kill panda Elijah: *nods and does so*

Elijah: *hears you say that, and snaps outta damian’s spell* !!!!!! Damian: DAMN IT!!! *vanishes*

Elijah: *sees fazro on the floor, sees you crying, also sees me dead but cares way less about that* g-guys?! Are.. Fazro: *gets up and hugs you, with his non broken arm* Elijah: i-

Elijah: *hugs back* Fazro: *tries to hug both of ya’ll with his one arm, I imagine this is funny to watch*

Fazro: heheheehe ^^ Elijah: I love you both *unbreaks fazro’s arm* Fazro: OW- oh, wait. Thanks OuO

Elijah: ^^ *le huggos you both* Fazro: ^^ i love you both as well! *hugs you and Elijah*

Elijah: and, remember…b.m….fazro….you two aren’t useless…ik fazro didn’t say it, but b.m did…and, just in case fazro ever thinks he’s useless too…he isn’t you aren’t useless either b.m. I love you both, so much.

Elijah: *hugs you and fazro*

Fazro: *le smol smile*

Elijah: ^^

Elijah: ^^ Fazro: :3

Elijah: want…somethin to eat? Fazro: YES

Elijah: okie doke! Lets go! >:3

*at a restaurant of your choice*

Elijah: what to eat

Elijah: eh, we’ll- Fazro: I GOT CHICKEN WINGSSS

Fazro: >:3 Elijah that’ll work ^^

(Ahhh damn, i forgot the : after Elijah) Fazro: I got, 10,000 of em’ Elijah: that’s a lot!

Fazro: mhm >:3

Fazro: *le noms on a wing* Elijah: ^^

Elijah: *just watches* Fazro: nom nom nom!

Elijah: you guys enjoying yourself?

Fazro: YEP!! Elijah: that’s good ^^

Elijah: *hugs you back* ^^

Elijah: ^^

To be honest….i forgot you existed OuO but don’t take it personally, i forget a lot of things, but, welcome welcome

But i am

But you said ALMOST the same, so you can’t have my- wait….you can’t have my brain, if i don’t have one O>O

Actually, that might be why I’m an idiot…ANYWAYS only i am the stupid one, you are le smart gorl