and bc I know how annoying it is when someones ranting to u abt something u could literally not care less about

i love when cats crab walk they're so cute and play I love when my cats are scared no I don't but I love how they get puffed and their wars go back and they look earless and then they stand on their tippy toes bc it's so cute but I wish they would do that without being scared because it makes me sad when they ar upset

I wish my cats would crab dance

sometimes my cats will stand on 2 legs for like 0 seconds and sit back down for no reason

10*

why are cats so cute when they're scared omg it makes me sad but why u gotta be so cute and when they make baby noises when they're mad omg it's so cute

i took my cat to the vet and she would not stop crying like a human baby and I felt so bad I had to unzip her carrier and pet her to calm her down

bro I always try to reference the mary I'm cold cat to my friends and they're like idk what that is and I was like what cuz I thought this was like a well known video it's like the cat in the bath tub and it's crying because it doesn't like the bath and it's meows sound like it's talking

every couple of months there will be a post on my feed about someone's cat dying and I will cry so hard and send it to my gf and tell her how sad it is and then tiktok shows me more and more and I'm just being overwhelmed with pet loss videos and crying while cradling boyis when he's literally alive still

all cats are cute even the hairless obesity love watching hairless cats playing together because theyre smacking eachother and it's just two raw chickens slapping eachother

im not really scared of my cats hurting me idk why cuz they'll be fighting and I just stand in between them and let them scratch and bite my ankles while I'm seperating them omg boy is is always upsetting flemb idk how to make him stop he just sneaks up on her and starts smacking and then she gets so mad that when he runs away she meows and growls rlly loud while chasing him

i like big cats too i just know more about domestic cats because I own 2 but I like big cats too

unrelated but on my way to school there was a coyote running through the street and I was like I didn't know there are actually coyotes here I thought everyone was just lying when they said to lock ur animals up bc of coyotes and iv. Never seen a coyote irl it was so cute I wanted to go out and cuddle it but I knew it was probably gonna maul me but my ego tells me I'm an animal whisperer

i wish I was a princess so I could sing and immediately all the cute animals would come dance with me

I hate people who hate bonded cats bc it's so much better for cats to be taken in pairs

When boy is hungry he sits on his food container and waits but I can't feedhim bc he's on his container

at night boy is tells me when it's bed time by getting on my pillow and raking up 90% of it bc that's him saying I need to sleep so he can rest his paws on my head and purr

i wish boy is would make biscuits he's so not cat he only makes biscuits on me when I have food and actually he's not making biscuits he just flexes his paws because he can't contain his joy but flembis makes biscuits she could open a bakery with the amount of biscuits she makes she always makes biscuits on me and then goes to sleep in a different area Cats make biscuits because when they are kittens they make biscuits on their mama to stimulate milk flow so they can eat and I think its so cute because flemb is saying I am her mama also when you rub their forehead it simulates their mother cleaning them as kittens and boy is loves his head rubbed also when they rub their head in you they are saying I love you I don't think those two are related but it's cute boy is likes to head butt me al the time

when in sitting up on my bed boy is will come over sit on my lap right in front of my phone and start purring in my face and head butting me and I'm like bro

but he's so cute I wish I had friends who were also super interested in cats whenever I meet someone with the same level of interest in cats as me they're always trying to make a point to say they like them more than me like bro

Idc if you like them more just tell me cat facts bish stop gatekeeping

i have this photo of boy is on a part of his cat scratcher but he's on the edge and his fur falls over so you can't see the platform underneath him and it looks like he's just floating and it's my favorite photo in the world besides the one where him and flembis are posed like in a Renaissance painting and they're reaching out to eachother

damn I forgot

i like ur sketchers u like me my gucci shoOoOes

one time I had to split boy and flemb up cuz they were fighting and I guess me moving boy is while he was already upset made him so mad so when I wanted away I felt something grab my ankle and start biting an I tried to run away and he chased me I've never been so scared in my life bro idk what his deal is flemb never does allat

and then he was sorry after and rubbed again nst me and I was like aw I forgive you

he follows me around like I am his mama duckling like if I let him out he just follows behind me even If I go around in circles

he use to be my brothers cat but when we move houses I took both in my room and I get sad when my brother comes to get something and boy is don't even recognize him

bro just wants food whenever someone comes in my room he gets on the container and acts like he didn't eat dinner

boyis is literally the smartest cat I've ever seen when food is on the line one time I had cat treats and we have this thing with pockets on the wall and I put it in the highest one and I woke up the next day to find it on the ground ripped up and empty and one time I put his food bag in my closet and I didnt close it cuz how is he gonna reach its on a bunch of containers and I hear him doing something and go out to see him holding onto the containers for dear life while his entire head is in the bag

the amount of Parkour he's learned just to get to food and sometimes I don't even know how he did it

i can tell which cat is coming towards me based on their foot steps and I genuinely sigh put loud every time I hear boy is running towards me cuz he's either coming to mess with something or he wants a midnight snack

and he's gonna meow loud ASF for it

eternalberry so guuuuddd

why was my evilest era elementary school whenever I tell someone the stuff I was doing back then im like reflecting bc wtf

omg when I was little I watched the mill and Otis movie and I don't even remember what it was abt but I remember one or both of them giving birth to a litter in a hole in the ground or they had like a wife that did and that's all I remember and apparently a bunch of the animals used in that movie died on set and I'm so happy I didn't know that becorehand or I would've died from crying

i don't understand why people say they love being autistic because I can't name a single positive thing that's come having it and it's actually frowned up on to want a cure for it but I Want one for myself

i don't get why it's bad but I think I have some things I need to sort out with that one