Obscureal: *Grabs bean by the shoulder and shakes it* "H-hey! Wake up."

Obscureal: "Hello, my name is Obscureal, what's yours?" *He sits down next to it*

Obscureal: "Well... That's... Surprisingly ****ed up... Even I wouldn't insult someone like you that bad-" *He thinks for a moment* "No, actually I would."

Obscureal: "That's a fun name." (Btw, Obscureal, is extremely f*cked up. And is the absolute worst trash ever conceived.)

Obscureal: "Sure why not."

Obscureal: "Oh, I have a pet too. Though, you wouldn't want to see it. Everyone who does goes insane. Yours is cute though."

Obscureal: "Well it's when your brain... Breaks and it normally leaves people screaming and fidgeting and... It's really amazing to observe."

Obscureal: "No... There's a difference between being childish and being insane."

Obscureal: "Hmm... I don't know." *He smirks* "How would you like to be hired? I could use a fellow maniac and potential murderer in my ranks."

Obscureal: *He stays completely calm and becomes more confident* "Money, power, potentially a few planets you could own... Umm, the ability to murder without consequences."

Obscureal: "So... What do you say?" *He puts out a hand, which is then lit up with black flame, and all the lights in the room go dark*

Obscureal: *His sewn shut eye manages to open, and stares deep into her eyes* "This will work." *He closes it* "We have a meeting tomorrow at 12:00 midnight. Be there." *He hands her a card with coordinates on it* "This is where it will be."

Obscureal: "You're lucky you know. Most mortals don't make it this far in the recruitment process. I have a feeling about you though. Cya!" *He walks out, then teleports*