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The spookiest shapeshifter
Confess weird things
by:
AlaskaFolfena 
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30.05.2019
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Ocean-Man
30.05.2019 20:18
LinkI have a kink for Autotuned babies crying
I enjoy baby shows
I have the whole Captain Underpants book series
I saved the worst for last,
I ship Patrick and Sandy
AlaskaFolfena[OP]
30.05.2019 20:19
Link1. 👌🏻👍
2. Me too
3. 👍👍
4. Me... too....
Me:
1. I usually sleep in not much clothes at all
2. If I eat an apple, I become magically fat, (well not that fat, but more fat than usual) and then the next day I’m back to my average weight. Not sure why, and it happens with no other food than apples.
3. I enjoy the lion guard, and genuinely like its characters, songs, and story.
4. I love rats... and cockroaches
If I develop an attachment to someone i feel what they feel
I can talk to ghosts
I somehow don't have as much bottom dysphoria as top dysphoria
I have this weird urge to talk about spiritual experiences.
1. Species dysphoria: ok no, this does not mean I think I’m an animal and I growl at people and shit, it simply means I was an animal in past lives. From what I can recall, I have been a striped African hyena, a pale African lion, and maybe an arctic wolf at some point. It feels wrong to have a human body, as it feels so different.
2. There is a ghost dog in my house. I named him buddy. I take him for walks. I can’t see him, but I can feel him. It’s weird.
3. I believe in spirit animals
I want to talk to ghosts.
My mum used to go to the pub where people believed dead dogs haunted it. She swore she saw dogs roaming around in it.
Once she walked into this room and heard someone say “ Shh I’m sleeping! “
I believe her, but I really wanna experience this myself with my dead sister
That’s understandable, its not attention seeking to mourn, though.
She will always be with you.
Yeah, ,I doubt that’s true
And if it is, I doubt they’re your friends anymore
I feel really bad for that person who has to go through your '' im emo depressed CUTS WRISTS BUT CUTELY '' bullshit
@Leiler
Listen, honey
If you keep up this edgy weird thing,
You’re gonna have a future somewhat like this:
Little leiler finds her first knife
She kills a couple of people
She kills lots of people
She gets locked up in prison
For the rest of her life
Being miserable
And regretting that she ever became an edgy wannabe in the first place
But if that’s how you want your future, sure
they're gonna reply with '' YEAH I PLAN TO DO THAT BECAUSE MURDER IS FOR THE COOL KIDS :SUNGLASSESEMOJI: :SUNGLASSES: ''
Nigga you literally said you '' choke your friend '' even if its true or not.. well you're taking the path to prison
And I hope you get executed when you go :)
its literally what u get for being such an annoying ***** for no reason in the beginning
i... no. being ' you ' is not pretending to act like a ****ing maniac and saying '' IM GONNA KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING THEN MYSELF BECUZ ITS COOL AND THATS JUST MEEE :/// '' it's ****ing messed up and whoever your parents are need to take away your device because you clearly don't deserve to be here if you're just gonna act retarded and say retarded things. stfu and go sit and rethink your choices jfc
Leiler, leiler
Trying to be edgy but is actually a bored 10 year old
***** thats literally not the topic here right now stop trying to change it.
that isn't the only point i said in my paragraph i said you keep pretending to be a psychopath when you're probably like 10, you don't even actually know what its like. stop trying to be edgy. you stay on the internet for far too long, i wish someone confiscated your access to the internet
oh and
you have no proof you're telling the truth
and.. i dont even want proof
Ok so my rat was chewing the cage bars and it was annoying af, so I snuck behind her and made a gunshot sound, and she dramatically fell off her box.
Dw Shes oKaY but it was hilarious
Me:
1. I sleep in pants, a shirt, a jacket, and a blanket in the summertime.
2. I never stop wearing my jacket, no matter what season or time it is.
3. I like salt more then other people do.
4. Pop is my alcohol/drug.
5. I wake up tired instead of energized.
6. I still like Spongebob square pants.
7. I hate little children.
I believe u.
I can never SEE ghosts, but my ghost dog, buddy, I can feel him.
Cool kid who doesn't believe in wack shit.
Guess that's weird here. O///0