Bones: Hi Pandora

Bones: How are you today

Bones: I had to babysit my brother for a while a good thing my best friend came

Bones: So what are you reading

Bones: Hey I have a question who is the best skeleton detective

Bones: Sherlock bones XD

Bones: You seriously don’t get it the best skeleton detective Sherlock bones Sherlock Holmes

Bones: Dammit well leave the Puns to my brother then. Anyway I was going to go down to the waterpark do you want to come

Bones: Sweet I’ll meet you at the water park entrance

Random guy: Hey there hot stuff

Random guy: Do you want to wet my whistle if you know what I mean

Bones: Hey buddy back away from her Random guy: Really tiny piece of shit protect you Bones: I might be small but I can really kick your ass

Bones: Pandora come over here

random guy: *spanks her*

Bones: *Ran over to the guy and kicked him in the nuts* Random guy: Ouch!!!!!!

Bones: Are you OK Pandora

Bones: Also you’re welcome for being that guy’s ass he walked out here with his tail between his legs

Bones: No problem. Also I just realized you look really hot in that swimsuit

Bones: Hey I’ve always wondered having magic skin can you change certain parts of it

Bones: Can you show me how it works

Bones: Yeah I can see a difference your chest got bigger

Bones: Anyway which Sly do you want to go on

Bones: Crap the waiting time is 47 minutes

Bones: Wait a minute. I’ve got a plan

Bones: OK I’ve concluded that there’s only males in the line no females except for the worker at the very top I’ve got a full proof plan that would work I need you to make yourself for sex appeal

Bones: Yeah that’s good I think by now you would be a G cup

Bones: OK *take himself a part* Take all the parts of me and put me in between your breasts

Bones: All right now go towards the slide and watch the man hormones kick in on everyone of them

Bones: I don’t think they noticed you tap on the guy in front of you to get his attention

Bones: *Pokes the guy* is turning around Good luck Guy: Hey what’s the big idea 0//////0

Guy: I will but as long as you let me touch your boobs first

Bones Whispers: Give him an offering except for touching your breasts say something like I’ll let you touch my breasts later if you move

Guy: OK come on guys *14 guys leave the line* Bones: Damn I didn’t know that guy brought 14 friends with him but you see that was easy

Bones: Well hot damn you did a good job I’m proud of you *hugs Pandora*

Bones: how long can Stay like this?

Bones: This can work toward vantage. Come on we’re next

Employee: Where did everybody go Bones: Man I’m really excited to be honest this thing supposed to be having a spinning part~ Employee: Oh hello there small stuff

Employee: I’m not talking to you big tits. Talking to the little guy He looks so cute Bones: OK woman can you back off a tiny bit Employee: Oh why should I you look so delicious I want you all to myself

Employee: Fine here’s my number Bones: Woman back off I’m already dating her *Points to Pandora*

Bones Whispers: Just play along Pretend you’re my girlfriend Employee: This big titty ***** is your girlfriend

Bones: Yes she is and I love her *Kisses Pandoras cheek*

Employee: Fine go down you two love birds Bones: Come on babe *Go down the slide First*

Bones: *Hits the bottom* Wow that was actually really awesome

Bones: oh pandora I am sorry about that kiss

Bones: Shit it’s those 14 guys I think they came back to claim their prize let’s get out here

Bones: *Grabs Pandora’s hand and runs* Quickly Your stuff and let’s get out Here

Bones: *Got them unstuck* Come on Let's go *They ran out of the park*

Bones: hide in the bush *Jumps into the bush and drags Pandora in with him* Guy: Where did they go Guy#2: Whatever find them *They all runoff*

Bones: mhmmhhshm (I can’t breathe your boobs are suffocating me)

Bones: Pandora if we don’t get out of this alive I want to give me something that I wanted to give you a soon as we first met

Bones: Close your eyes

Bones: *Kisses Pandora The lips*

Bones: Pandora this might be the last time we live I’ve always loved you *The bushes get pushed around and they’re coming towards them*

Bones: *Hugs tightly to Pandora*

Police officer: Are you kids OK Bones: Oh thank God it’s just the authorities

Bones: Good God you are here did you catch those guys that try to Chase us Police officer: Yep we got them good

Bones: Come on Pandora *Holds out his hand*

Bones: So officer what are they charged with Police officer: Having a sexual relationship with a minor,four counts of rape,public decency,illegal usage of marijuana Bones: If they got us they would’ve added murder to the charges

Police officer: Hey at least you and your girlfriend are safe Bones: O//////O

Police officer: You to get on home it’s not safe around here for a while Bones: All right come on Pandora

Bones: It sucks because my house was down that street Where we going to go now

Bones: Are you sure Pandora I don’t want your family to get Mad well if you do have family

Bones: Well I guess I can stay the night

Bones: This is your house I like it

Bones: So where is your room

Bones: This Hass to be the master room *Put his face on the bed* Wow this bed is almost as soft as your breasts

Bones: .///. That was a compliment not a Insult

Bones: I might as well go to sleep in my underwear since I didn’t bring any spare clothes I’ll let you get dressed

Bones: *Takes off his swim trunks and put his underwear on*

Bones: Wow Pandora You look beautiful and then

Bones: I’m sorry I only have underwear

Bones: Anyway *Lays on Pandora’s bed*

Bones: come on Pandora get in bed

Bones: *gets Close to Pandora*

Bones: *Holds Pandora’s hand*

Bones: My hand is cold

Bones: I love you Pandora

*There was a knock at the door*

*It was Pandora’s best friend*

Bones: *Comes down the stairs* Hey Pandora who is this

Bones: Nice to meet you Riley My name is bones

Bones: What what’s so funny

Bones: Oh whatever what’s with everyone laughing at my name

Bones: 0//////0 Oh yeah well you two are sexy as hell how about that

Bones: Got you girls

Bones: so Riley How long of you known Pandora

Bones: I bet you U2 looks so adorable More cuter than you All ready are

Bones: What’s wrong you can’t stand complements Riley

Bones: Let me guess lesbian

Bones: I called it from a mile away

Bones: Whatever you say Tutts

Bones: Whatever you say

Bones: Watching the Simpsons

Bones: Are used to watch this when I still had my skin

Bones: Yep *showed her a picture of what he looked like When he was human* I was a total party animal

Bones: What’s wrong

Bones: Oh crap he’s right behind me is any

Bones: Hello Mr. Bloom