"Fights with other large beasts that roam the woods, anything from cougars, to bears... One of the ones on my belly is actually a stab wound..."

"no, What are Skittles?"

"no, I don't eat candy at all... Way to sweet for me usually.."

"as long as I don't have to deal with it..."

"nah, but you should be..."

"depends on what kind, and if I'm in a mood or not"

"hmm?.."

"People asking me anything they want"

*insert intence tail wag while trying to grab the spider to eat it*

*le snatches spider and eats it like candy*

"no more problem now person..."

"Welcome back to the real world.."

casually pokes the creator

pulls out a hatchet

lifts hatchet up

Casually throws it at the creator

giggles

swears in russian

opens canteen and drinks some bourbon whisky from it

confusion in russian

"fluff."

"I could take it off if you want"

"deer meat"

"my favorite is moose, but it's very dangerous... but it makes a very nutritious snack!"

"thought it was a stranger until I caught his scent, otherwise I would've been more stand-offish"