I LOOK ON PINTEREST FOR THESE AND EVERYTIME IM LIKE ”DANG THAT SHOULD BE ME BUT IRS NOT” MAN EVEN MY OCS ARE GFS IM THE CREATIR OF THEM HOW COME I DONT HAVE ONE HUH

ALL I EVER DO IN MY SPARE TIME IS LOOK AT SPLATOON WLW DRAWINGS OR WHATEVER AND EVEN THO I ENJOY IT BECAUSE THEYRE SO CUTE TO LOOK AT WHY IS THAT NOT ME HUH

ALSO IM SUEING NONTENDO

EXPLAIN TO ME WHY NONODY SHIPS 4 x 8?!! ITS SO CUTE YES I LOVE 3x8 BUT WHY NOT 4x 8 HUH??? THEYRE LITERALLY ROOMMATES RHATS SO CUTE AND SINCE PEOPLE NEVEE PUT 4 AND 8 TOGETHER IN SPLAT 3 THERE BETTER BE A CUTE FIRL FOR AGENT 4 IF NOT IM SUEING AMD THROWING A TANTRUM ALL THE TIME I SEE PEOPLE TLAKING SBOUT HOW 3 ANG 8 HAVE EACHOTHER THEN PEARL AND MARINA HAVE EACHOTHEE THAN MARIE AND CALLIE HAVE EACHOTHER (in a platonic way of course) BUT THEN THERES FOUR. WHO DOES SHE HAVE??

AM I SCREAMING ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I KIN FOUR. YES YES I AM.

Man I need to go to sleep

AND SOME PEOPLE LIKE 4 X MARIE BUT THAT DOESNT WORK FOUR IS EITHER BEYWEEN 14 and 16 AND MARIE IS 19 LIKE YEAH IM A FOUR KIN AND SIMPNFOR MARIE BUT ITS NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL IN THE SCENARIOS I PUT MYSELF IN ITS ALWAYS PLATONIC SO FOURX MARIE DOESNT WORK AND SHE DOESNT HAVE ANYBODY ELSE TO BE SHIPPED WITH

8x4= some people like it but according to the fandom 3x8 is the canon or something SO FOR SOME REASON IT JUSY DOESNT WORK (I rlly love ppl who ship 8 x dedf1sh tho that’s super cool) 4x3= never heard of it existing Don’t want it to exist Don’t like it No. 4x2 (marie) = DOES NOT WORK THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS 100% PLATONIC AND NOBODY CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

AND THEN WHAT SHE DOESNT GO WITH ANYBODY ELSE IF IN SPLATOON 3 SHE DOESNT GET A PROBLPEE CHARACTER TO SHIP HER WITH IM CRYING AND SOBBING AND ROLLING ON THE FLOOR INDONT HAVE A GF ANF FOUR DOESNT HAVE A GF AND I KIN HER SO ITS EVEN MORE DEPRESSING

😱😱😱!!!! ME?? GAY? 😰😰

THATS NOT TRUE 👿👿👿/j

HOW MUCH EVIDENCE DO YOU HAVE