Jade: GREEN, GO GO GO GO GO-

*Jade ejects himself onto purple* Jade: N O

*Jade casually bites purples arm* Jade: *muffled* S T A Y

*Just because jade's angry at that statement, he sinks his teeth in to the point where purple ****ing b l e e d s *

Jade: >:(

*Jade lets go pushes lime* Jade: s t o p . Trying. To. Eject. G R E E N .

Jade: well **** those votes, IT'S NOT HIM.

Jade: I don't care if you vote me next or anything, I JUST CARE THAT GREEN IS SAFE AND UNHARMED.

Jade: because green is my f r i e n d

Jade: I'll ****ing b i t e y o u

Jade: right or not, don't. Touch. G R E E N .

*Jade looked at purple and gave him the "you better ****ing not" look*

Jade: ..... *Jade started running to where green was because needs to p r o t e c c *

*Jade was now s p e e d i n g to try and lose purple*

*Jade groans, speeds in storage, and knocks some boxes over behind him to try to stop purple ig?*

*Jade finally heads to greens location because nobody's following him*

*Jade just looks at green and then the doorway* Jade: they're probably not gunna stop so uh, I'm gunna try to protect you.

Jade: not gunna lie, so do I. You're the only good person here.

Jade: y u p . I may or may not be one of the insane ones :D

Jade: .....yEs- now begone or your limbs will be served on a platter.

*Jade is getting ready to full on **** this ***** up-*

*Jade tackles Lime before anything happens*

*Jade was holding limes hands d o w n * Jade: I'm giving you another chance to BACK OFF.

*Jade was too nervous and worked up at the same time so Jade got up and stomped the shit out of Lime-*

Jade: SHUT UP, AND SPIT OUT YOUR GUTS. *Jade won't stop stomping Lime-*

*Jade is stillll stomping Lime, expecting him to spit his guts out or something*

Jade: ****in- WHY WONT YOU DIE- *STOMPING INTENSIFIES*

Jade: I GAVE YOU YOUR CHANCES, BUT YOU REFUSED TO TAKE EM. YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE.

*Jade stops and takes a second to breath* Jade: go....away....and die- *cough* in a hole.

*Jade was breathing heavily, and his leg was bleeding because it didn't fully heal in the first place*

*Jade looks at green* Jade: sorry.

*Jade sits down in a chair and looks at the doorway*

(Don't messed with crippled short man) *Jade was tired but focused*

*Pink just looks at lime* Pink: who tf did that-

Pink: HOW TF DID HE- *PINK DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE*

Pink: he doesn't even have hands and feet- how can he do t h a t much damage-

Pink: want some bandages and glue for that...?

*pink instantly gave like bandages and glue because she ever so happened to have them with her*

Pink: wanna know something.....gruesome?

Pink: Jade actually stomped someones guts out-

Pink: yeah...-

Pink: Yeah- you're lucky he stopped-

Pink: I have n e e d l e s :)

*Pink casually gives lime a needle* Pink: just because I'm bored, I'm giving this to you. It'll keep Jade out for atleast half an hour.

*Jade looks at Lime with absolute h a t e * Jade: didn't you learn last time? L E A V E .

Jade: I- oh- ****you... *Jade passes out from the liquids*

*Pink is just watching casually*

*Pink follows them because ahah, cool beans*

*Pink was dragging Jade around behind her*

Pink: good luck, green :D

*Brown is just waving goodbye kinda sadly*

*Pink facepalms* Pink: you have limited time here, lime. Jade's gunna wake up eventually, not in 2 years.

Pink: t i m e

Pink: R E D

Pink: l ev e r

Pink: yes lime did

*Pink holds Jade up by the leg, who is currently asleep* Pink: I gave lime a needle to help him get past Jade. ^^

Pink: any last words before you get ejected, green?

Pink: I'm sure none of us will. Especiallyjade.

Pink: anyways, red pull the lever :D

*Pink waves bye, along with brown* White: oh god, jade's gunna be so pissed-

White: oof-

Pink: I mean- It is lime's fault- so ig. White: yeah-

White: I mean... either way he'll blame it on you, since you jabbed him with the needle in the first place-

White: good idea. He'll be on a rampage- Pink: indeed.

*White just takes Jade from pink, hugs him, and then sets him down onto the floor*

Pink: Jade will wake up soon, so I suggest everyone either hide or r u n . *Pink puts herself in a box like, 2 rooms over-*

*White refuses to hide or run and brown just runs into electrical*

*Jade wakes up and immediately stands up* Jade: where the **** IS GREEN-

*Jade takes a second to breath and then ****ING SPEEDS TO LOOK FOR LIME*

*White is chasing after Jade tryna stop him but Jade just gives up and flops onto the floor*

Jade: my only friend is d e a d and it's my fault. White: what- no-

White: it's not your fault either, red- *Jade is just being a sad bean and refuses to even m o v e *

*White is so confused cuz he's never seen jade upset like this before*

*White just crouches, picks Jade up and hugs him*

Jade: I'm too tired and numb to go after anyone right now, but thanks. *White hugging Jade intensifies*

*White picks Jade up and goes into medbay*

*White casually gives Jade a cup of water but jade just doesn't give a shit*

*Jade just slowly goes to sleep again* White: wtf-

White: how is- why- you know what, I'm just gunna take this as a good thing. *White hugs Jade while he's sleeping casually*

*Hugging intensifies wholesomely*

Pink: nO.

*Pink pats reds head and gives him more coffee* Pink: dying is not allowed.

Pink: N O *Pink is speeding after red lmao-*

Pink: yes I c a n *Pink yeets several different needles into red because sleepy sleep*

Pink: indeed you did.

*Pink picks red up and tapes him to the wall*

*Pink sits next to red because y e s *

Pink: y e s

Pink: needles. Jade is also asleep, in medbay.

*White just ever so casually dragged Jade over to electrical*

*White looks at lime* White: are you seriously that shocked-

White: Jeez. *White is casually hugging Jade while he's asleep*

White: o k a y . *Hugging INTENSIFIES-*

White: bye lime.

*White casually tries waking Jade up* White: jAdE wAkE uP.

*brown just looks at lime* Brown: oH hI.

Brown: ....what happened to Jade trying to kill you-

Brown: okay then. Hru?

Brown: that's good to know. Want a brick?

*Brown casually gives Lime a bloody brick*

Brown: if anyone asks, it's not mine. *brown casually walks away because casually casual*

*White trying to wake Jade up intensifies*

White: I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move. *white ****ing attempts to kiss Jade before Jade stops him* Jade: don't you even t h i n k about it.

*Jade is just bonking white repeatedly because ew, affection*

Pink: good morning. *Jade bonking white INTENSIFIES-* White: ow- ow- ow- Jade: white stfu.

Pink: you gon' try dying again?

*Pink unties red and gives him coffee I-*

*Jade is continuously bonking white-*

Jade: he tried to give me unwanted attention and he knows I h a t e that. *Bonking just continues-*

*Jade looks at red while bonking white* White: no- I'm fine- it barely hurts-

Jade: |:^

*Jade casually looks at white and keeps bonking him*

*Pink is just following red*

*Pink sits near red hddbinebfhed*

*Pink bReAtHs*

(Omg pink breaths 😈🤬💦🤬🤬😳) Pink: .w."

Pink: ...he does that?

Pink: oh, lmao-

Pink: I want to see it in person-

Pink: care to show?

*Pink looks at it*

Pink: oh geez- that should've hurt-

Pink: I wanna see him do it now :P

Pink: well, if he can do it more than once he can do it again. If I were him, I wouldn't accept death that easily.

Pink: majicman

*Jade stops bonking white, goes to a box, and sleeps*

Pink: omfg did he-

*Pink rushes to green and helps him up*

Pink: let's get ypu to medbay- *Pink was trying to help green into medbay*

*Pink was removing as much of the glass off green as much as she could*

Pink: no kidding-

*Pink gave green some disinfectants*

Pink: anytime.

*Pink left, dragged Jade still inside the box aLlLl the way to green* Pink: this ***** missed you. *pink points at Jade who's currently asleep*

*Pink tried shaking Jade awake but I mean, cmon, he's a heavy sleeper-*

Jade: fivemoreminutes- *Insert half asleep Jade here*

*Jade finally opened his eyes, looked at green and was in literal s h o c k * Jade: Wh-

*Jade hugged green and started crying* Jade: I thought you were dead....

*Pink was just watching this happen*

*Brown was watching blue fix the window* Brown: you're good at that.

Brown: o h .

Brown: you're still good at it.

Brown: bye blue

*Jade hugging green intensifies*

Jade: :,)

Jade: I- o h -

Jade: atleast you're here ^^

HE SHALL SLEEP https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qnGyOan1xf4

SILIZI WILL SLEEEPEPPEPEEPPEPPP

Asriel:Alright for the sake of the person as the color of my shirt. Asriel:ITS TIME * You are hyperventilating.

Asriel:Move back.

*Asriel insert the hopes and dreams sword, causing a big shatter noise.* After that there was a trail behind the sword, just an effect. (✿◡‿◡)

Black be CONCERNED Black:ASRIEL DREEMURR WHAT HAVE I HEARD

Asriel:UHHH TOTALLY NOTHING JUST IN THE CAFETERIA BUMPING INTO STUFF HEHEHEH- *Gets run over* oof :#(

Black:OKAY ASRIEL WHAT IS GOING ON Asriel:Oh no.

Asriel got up, looking for Black. But with the sword Asriel:Black look, Im fine!

Asriel heard footsteps, he gave a vacant gasp and held the sword in front him

He stood in front of Green, trying to hide him.

When Black came in he gasped at the mess. Asriel:I cAn ExPlAiN pLs

Black:*TEAM SWITCHED UNDERSWAP PAPYRUS THEME PHASE 2 I THINK THEME PLAYS* Asriel:*Hopes and dreams+Save the world plays* >:D DRAMAAAAA XD

life n deth

Black kick me in the stomach all da way to Brazil *Chara shows up* Chara:WHO HAS BEATEN UP ASRIEL >:( Chara:ONLY ME BEAT HIM UP TO BRAZIL

Chara:*EVIL/RAGE MODE ENGAGED*

Chara was now a fully black being with a red smile (if u know how it looks heheh) Chara:*Grab epic knife, and did 3 slashes that looks impossible to dodge.*

Asriel came back looking like he vomitted 17 times after that

(uhm idk bc chara has it? ;-;

srry im responding late im doing alot of stuff

Asriel fell to le floor and dropped le sword

Black dodged them Chara:Oh? YOU WANNA DIE THE HARD WAY? SURE! ILL DO IT JUST~~ THE WAY YOU ORDERED~

Black ran. He called an emergency meeting. oh snap sis gonna be died :(

Asriel:*sweats so much my ears get soggy*

Asriel:BUT HOW COULD I HE TOO POOR INNOCENT CMON UYS ITS NOT HIM IF IT WAS I WOULD BE DEAD(dusted) BY NOW

Asriel:LOOK I WILL HOPE AND DREAM THAT YOU WOULD DIE RIGHT NOW* *morphs to in fight asriel

>:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiii

*gets big thicc dream sword*

BECAUSE THATS WHAT I DO this remins me of a commericial on tv-

i swear recaptcha is braincell taking!!

Asriel was humming, searching for black and lime with his dream sword, dragging it. the humming was quite vacant.

I heard a noise, my ears went up with no hesitance.

I just walked past.

I heard a shuffling noise Asriel:Ghuh? ! !

Asriel:Grab violently* Asriel:*Jumps and throws which makes u fly head first out the ship* OWO

Asriel:YOU SINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I came to space and threw u all the way to reactor* *which u also got hit inthe head*

Chara was in the reactor and turned around Chara:Jeez why ya have to enter so dramatically.

Chara:Well you'll have to be more specific by they. *She was unlockng manifolds while eating chocolate ofc*

Chara:Well there IS a reason. She turned around. Hey, Everyone sees what you say in the emergency meeting, yknow.

IM STUCK IN CAPS LOCK REEEE

OK I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT NOW

There

Asriel came in totally about to destroy you, Lime

Asriel:DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *He finna slice yo back meat with le sword* Now the anatomy of a bean is quite fascinating

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*stab foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

>:)

*Cleans up ur body and Chara just walks away*

Asriel turned around* Asriel:Tell them you DIE

unu

Asriel had big brain so big plan. He followed Red and he didnt notice he was about to die =) lol

.p. Asriel waits

Asriel jumps from the roof and lands on Red, causing him to burn bc the coffee is so warm

Red closed his eyes when they were open Asriel was gone

Asriel was n cafeteria just eating his snack actng casual srry fro misspell my pinkie hurts when it bends (even like just a small bend would hurt

if u scroll fast it looks like ur pfp and mine combined 0-0

Asriel came in Asriel:You SCREAMED? :^

Asriel held in his laugh, he's good at it.

Asriel looked around, walking away.

Asriel sniffed *GaSp*

I SMELL IT Asriel screeched

Asriel ran to the left, another left, right, then left.

THe chest... OF CHOCOLATE!!!!!

OMG HRSHEYS!!!

*Gobbling noises*

Screaming noises and yelling*

"BUT I DONT WANNA GO TO BRAZIL"

*crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

HUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Asriel flies past everyone

Asriel came flying back* in blood- that was a hard throw :'>

everyone:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its asriel?

*Literally no response*

*Casually dusts*

dusts=dies uwu

Chara*Revives somehow :OOOOOOOO*

Asriel:AM I IN BRAZIL

Asriel:*Lenny face*

*EATS BUTTERSCOTCH FLOWERS* (oh no asriel what did you do your gonna throw up now)

BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHECHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HLLLLLEHHHHHHHEHHHHHHHEHHHH I FEEL MUCH BETTER

White had to clean the remains of flowers-

Asriel finds white

Asriel then finds blue, what a target!~

( •̀ ω •́ )✧ *Murders Blue disturbingly satisfying* ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

Asrieldoesthejunkoposebutfornogoodreason

*Srry i was gone i was eating lunch :p*

DeerFox:this is it*releases green into space*

DeerFox:*proceeds to go into medbay*

DeerFox:hello there white! *DeerFox Is An Imposter*

DeerFox:docter i have been feeling unwell