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-e can change again We can be beautiful... [VERONICA:] Just not today Hey, are you okay? [HIPSTER DORK:] Get away, nerd [VERONICA:] Oh, okay [KIDS:] Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo! Homo! Homo! [VERONICA:] Things will get better soon as my letter Comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown Wake from this coma, take my diploma Then I can blow this town Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky French cafés [RAM:] Watch it! [VERONICA:] Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze! [RAM:] Ooooops [VERONICA:] Ram Sweeney. Third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick [RAM:] What did you say to me, skank? [VERONICA:] Aah, nothing! [VERONICA:] But I know, I know... [KIDS:] I know, I know... [VERONICA:] Life can be beautiful [KIDS:] Beautiful [VERONICA:] I pray, I pray [KIDS:] I pray, I pray [VERONICA:] For a better way [KIDS:] For a better way [VERONICA:] We were kind before; [KIDS:] Oooh... [VERONICA:] We can be kind on

-ce more [KIDS:] Oooh... [VERONICA:] We can be beautiful... [KIDS:] Oooh... Beautiful... [VERONICA:] Agh!... Hey Martha [MARTHA:] Hey [VERONICA:] Martha Dunnstock. My best friend since diapers [MARTHA:] We on for movie night? [VERONICA:] Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail [MARTHA:] I rented "The Princess Bride." [VERONICA:] Ho-ho-ho, again? Wait, don't you have it memorized by now? [MARTHA:] What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending [KURT:] Martha Dumptruck! Wide load! Honnnnnk! [KURT:] Hahaaa! [VERONICA:] Kurt Kelly. Quarterback. He is the smartest guy on the football team. Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf [KURT:] Haha! Alriiight! [VERONICA:] Hey! Pick that up! Right now! [KURT:] I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me? [VERONICA:] Yes, I am. I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend. You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant [KURT:] ...You have a zit right there... [

[VERONICA:] Dear diary: Why... [HIPSTER DORK:] Why do they hate me? [REPUBLICAN GIRL:] Why don't I fight back? [KURT:] Why do I act like such a creep? [VERONICA:] Why... [MARTHA:] Why won't he date me? [RAM:] Why did I hit him? [STONER CHICK, MS. FLEMING & BLOW-DRIED PREPPY:] Why do I cry myself to sleep? [VERONICA:] Why... [KIDS:] Somebody hug me! Somebody fix me! Somebody save me! [KIDS & VERONICA:] Send me a sign, God! Give me some hope, here! Something to live for! [KIDS:] Ahh! Heather, Heather, and Heather! [VERONICA:] And then there's the Heathers. They float above it all [KIDS:] I love Heather, Heather, and Heather [VERONICA:] Heather McNamara, head cheerleader. Her dad is loaded—he sells engagement rings [KIDS:] I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather [VERONICA:] Heather Duke, runs the yearbook. No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants [KIDS:] I want Heather, Heather, and Heather [VERONICA:] And Heather Chandler

-The all mighty She is a mythic ***** I need Heather, Heather... [VERONICA:] They're solid Teflon—never bothered, never harassed I would give anything to be like that [KIDS:] Mmmm... [HIPSTER DORK:] I'd like to be their boyfriend [KIDS:] That would be beautiful... Mmmm... [STONER CHICK:] If I sat at their table, guys would notice me [KIDS:] So beautiful... Ooooh... [MARTHA:] I'd like them to be nicer [KIDS:] That would be beautiful... Ooooh... [BELEAGUERED GEEK:] I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats [HEATHER CHANDLER:] Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87. [HEATHER MCNAMARA:] Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather [HEATHER DUKE:] Yeah, Heather. Maybe I should [MS. FLEMING:] Ah, Heather and Heather ...and Heather. Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting. You're late for class [HEATHER CHANDLER:] Heather wasn't feeling well. We're helping her [MS. FLEMIN

[MS. FLEMIN] Not without a hall pass, you're not. Weeks detention. [VERONICA:] Um, actually, Ms. Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass. Yearbook committee [MS. FLEMING:] ...I see you're all listed. Hurry up and get where you're going [HEATHER CHANDLER:] This is an excellent forgery. Who are you? [VERONICA:] Uh... Veronica Sawyer. I crave a boon [HEATHER CHANDLER:] What boon? [VERONICA:] Um. Let me sit at your table, at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think that you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone... Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes [HEATHER DUKE:] How about prescriptions? [HEATHER CHANDLER:] Shut up, Heather [HEATHER DUKE:] Sorry, Heather [HEATHER CHANDLER:] For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure [HEATHER MCNAMARA:] And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important [HEATHER DUK

[HEATHER DUKE:] Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds. [HEATHER CHANDLER:] And ya know, ya know, ya know? This could be beautiful Mascara, maybe some lip gloss And we're on our way Get this girl some blush; And Heather, I need your brush Let's make her beautiful [HEATHER MCNAMARA:] Let's make her beautiful... [HEATHER DUKE:] Let's make her beautiful... [HEATHER CHANDLER:] Make her beautiful... Okay? [VERONICA:] Okay! [KURT:] Out of my way, geek! [BELEAGUERED GEEK:] I don't want trouble.. [RAM:] You're gonna die at 3pm! [REPUBLICANETTE & NEW WAVE GIRL:] Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert! [BELEAGUERED GEEK:] What did I ever do to them? [KIDS:] Who could survive this? I can't escape this! I think I'm dying! [MS. FLEMING:] Who's that with Heather? [KIDS:] Whoa Heather, Heather, Heather... [NEW WAVE GIRL:] And someone! [KIDS:] Heather, Heather, Heather... [GOWAN & COACH:] And a babe! [KIDS:] Heather, Heather, Heathe

-r [MARTHA:] Veronica?! [KIDS:] Veronica? Veronica? Veronica?! [VERONICA:] And you know, you know, you know Life can be beautiful ([KIDS:] Aaahhh! Beautiful!) You hope, you dream, you pray And you get your way! Ask me how it feels ([KIDS:] Beautiful!) Lookin' like hell on wheels... My God, it's beautiful! ([KIDS:] Aaahhh! Beautiful!) I might be beautiful... ([KIDS:] Beautiful!) And when you're beautiful... [VERONICA:] It's a beautiful frickin' day! [KIDS:] Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica! Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica! Veronica! Veronica! Veronica! Veronica!

But here we are, first day of senior year! (HAS ILLEGAL HEATHERS FLASHBACKS)