… Don't you disrespect me little man! Don't you derogate or deride! You're in my world now Not your world And I got friends on the other side! … That's an echo, gentlemen Just a little something we have here in Louisiana A little parlor trick. Don't worry … Sit down at my table Put your minds at ease If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please I can read your future I can change it 'round some, too I'll look deep into your heart and soul (You do have a soul, don't you, Lawrence?) Make your wildest dreams come true! … I got voodoo, I got hoodoo I got things I ain't even tried! And I got friends on the other side … The cards, the cards, the cards will tell The past, the present, and the future as well! The cards, the cards, just take three Take a little trip into your future with me! … Now you, young man, are from across the sea You come from two long lines of royalty I'm a royal myself on my mother's side Your lifestyle's high But your funds are low You need to marry a li