This is the story of how I started a rivalry between two 1st grade teachers! When I was in 1st or 2nd grade I had this teacher who we will call Mrs. B!tch. Mrs. B!tch was very strict and hated when 6/7 YEAR OLDS didn’t do one thing her way Well I was a little sh!it [ and I still am ] and decided to do something We had to write something about our weekend- [ private school kids go skrr ] and I decided to write like this ‘ This weekend me and my dad did [ insert shit ] and w-ent [ because she didn’t like that I continued the word on the other line ] and she pulled me into the hallway and BLEW UP AT ME FOR SOME UNIMPORTANT SHIT well another teacher comes out into the hall because she was disrupting her class and she said ‘ what did [ insert my name ] do? ‘ and she said ‘ she wrote like THIS instead of skipping to the next page ‘ and then the other teacher blew up at Mrs. B!tch and I was allowed to go back into the classroom but I ease dropped ❤️‍🩹

Used the shitty default colors [ starts to default dance ]

[ gives copy of that shirt ] here’s your shirt 👕