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Sebastian: *hugs madam closely*

Sebastian: *runs out of room with madam in his arms*

Sebastian: *skillfully kicks super lemon in face (sebastians kick in black butler) then turns back around and runs in the opposite direction*

im guessing this is going to turn into a rp XD

Sebastian: *smiles down at madam with a sweet smile* Yes you are madam. *continues to sprint down the hallway*

Sebastian: *look of concern crosses face* Are you alright madam? May i type "Bassy" instead of "Sebastian"?

Bassy: *stops running and turns around and waits until super lemon catches up then kicks him to the ground and puts foot on super lemons face* You better stop this right now or i'll squeeze into lemonade! Better yet, how about i take you to a Turkey Hill!

Bassy: *looks at madam then smells alcohol* Madam, what do you have behind your back?

Bassy: *kisses madam then reaches to grab the thing she was hiding behind her back then pulls away from her with a bottle of vodka in hand* I can't believe you, Madam. Why didn't you share any with me?

Bassy: *looks at super lemon* Not for you. *then takes a ginormous swig the effects coming easily starting to sway a little and sounding drunk* care to join me ma-*hiccups* i mean my beautiful, sexy, amazing wife? *holds out arm for her to grab*

Bassy: *looks at lemon* iiissvodka.howwdoyounotknotknowwhatvodkais? *has wild look in eyes as hes taking a big swig of whatever* 10 BILLION POINTS FOR GRYFFINPUFF!!!!!

Bassy: *starts to stumble a little as he walks away with madam in tow completely ignoring lemon* theresanemptyroomrightheremywoveywife. *enters room closes door and locks it*

Bassy: *pulls bottle out of reach then takes another big swig still a lot left* wouldyoulikesmemorebeeaoootifalllwife? *offers her some and smiles*

Bassy: *goes to kiss madam but slips on random banana peel (OHSHC) and falls on top of madam. then realizes its a good position to be in and kisses her heavily*

me in a nutshell XD