I’m doing this because I’m bored as heck

Why does baby [Oc name] crack me up?🤣 Baby Aspen: https://toyhou.se/12024008.aspen

Baby Bronyx 👁👄👁✨))

Intern was sitting on the couch, half asleep. (he’s babysitting here)

Intern: Eh? Oh god I’m still here...

Intern: Tiaavuluk... *he banged his head on the arm of the couch*

Intern: TIAAVULUK! (when you swear in greenlandic)

*Aspen jumped at a yarn bowl tossing and pawing it across the room*

(yarn bowl bowl made of yarn) Intern: Why did I decide to do this...

💀)) *Aspen stops what she's doing and looks at Shadow*

Intern: Naamik. You’re not making me do this for longer.

Intern yelled out of boredom.

*Aspen jumped because of the yelling and ran under the couch*

Intern: Oh gosh I really wish my house wasn’t in Greenland right now...

*Aspen flattened her ears*

Intern: Why did I decide to fly here... god...

Intern: Better do something while I’m here... *he removed his hand from his face* Hey kids, wanna know how to swear in Greenlandic?

*Aspen nodded no*

Intern: Well you’re gonna. Tiaavuluk means damn, or damnit...

-sits on top bookshelf- ":>"

-casually abt to speak- 'b-'

"BEECH :>"

Intern: Good job! And in Greenlandic, it’s Arnapalaaq!

-casually still on the top of the bookshelf-

*Aspen whimpered*

Intern: Alright kids, what did you learn?

Intern: You learned you should NEVER make me annoyed!

Intern: Aw... TIAAVULUK!

*Aspen whimpered and ran under the couch again*

((sry for chain but FROSTYMILKS -->)

(ANIME ME YES) Intern: That’s it, I’m going upstairs, if any of you need me I’ll be in the bathroom listening to doo-wop.

Intern: Get of my toe.

((do u like)) Holo: um hey guys-

Intern: Fine, then you’re gonna hear me singing At My Front Door for a while. (I do)

Holo: AHHHHHH A LITTLE CAT DOG HUMAN THINGY CLIMBING ON ME

Holo: kicks shadow off of us and yeets him across the room

Intern: Alright fine... jeez..

*Aspen stayed under the couch shaking bc of the loudness*

Holo: gets bitten hard but doesnt feel shit.

Intern: I will push you down the stairs! Be quiet!

Holo: YEAH SHUT THE ****. UP LITTLE *****. ASS. CHILD

****.

F*CK

B*TCH

*Aspen ran at a window trying to get out*

Intern: Good job, you’re learning!

Intern: Now someone let me get out of this hellhole and go back to Nuuk where the crime rate is extremely low!

Intern screamed loudly: EVERYBODY SHUT YOUR MOUTH! WHERE IS THERE AN AIRPORT, I WANNA LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK!

*Aspen hissed and rammed through the window running outside*

Holo: *changes topic* hmm what could they learn HEY STUDENTS DO U KNOW WHAT S*X IS! Stick me: TF HOLO THEY ARE YOUNG ASF Holo: i was talking to intern that 10 yr old btch

Intern: IL HAVE YOU KNOW, IM 22 YEARS OLD.

Holo: BRUH UR 11

Intern punched the wall, and ran out the front door.

Intern: WHERE IS AN AIRPORT!

Intern: GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!!

Intern ran off into the distance.