There are many essential attributes which make Midwest emo worthy of distinction from its older brother. For instance were the two to attend a party emo would be having a public breakdown, whereas Midwest emo would be crying in the bathroom. This distinction may help us understand why many users of this website are attracted to this abhorrent genre.

This distinction is mostly manifested in the vocals of the two genres. Whereas emo is often absurdly aggressive Midwest emo involves pathetic whining over dull and disinteresting instrumentals. These qualities are reflected in the tragic individuals who enjoy the genre

Another essential issue is that Midwest emo comes from the United States, which has lacked any sort of musical talent since the death of sonny sharrock in 1994, and particularly the midwestern United States, which has never had any talent of any kind

Emo falls broadly into the rock genre, which with the exception of a scarce few New York pioneers has been exclusively awful when produced in the states. As should be well known at this point, the United States is for jazz music, Britain the home of rock, and Europe for classical. Any attempts to sway from these clearly superior form of music in each region is met only with disaster, with the notable exception of European free jazz

At the end of the day, Midwest emo is just a great assurance of loneliness and failure as watching anime and all those who do ought to cease immediately