discord wakes up happy

because i remember i might have misplaced my sock last night

a day when you find out the sock ois on your head

discord looks smug "i dont know mabe i misplaced it" she shrugged

"i dont know how it got there"

"aww but i dont want to"

"then lets not go to school"

discord looked shocked"mhm ok" discord chuked a pillow at chris

"ARE YOU FUKKIN KIDDING ME!!"

"your asking a demon to cook? my food is cursed"

"**** YOU!!" discord put her head under the covers

discord screamed and landed on the ceiling like a cat shivering

"easy for you to say"

"right im going to get you!" discord ran down the bunk and started to chase chris

discord grew bat-like wings and flew down

discord was just hovering looking around and then discord teleported away and brought up delitous scrambbled eggs

discord put the plait on the floor next to the fork and knife she waited around thge corner to see if chris would come

discord jumed on top of chris and started to wrestle him "AHA I GOT YOU!!!"

discord looked at the door "whos that?" she started to blush

"NO YOU!" discord was still wrestling chris

discord looked around "***** I MADE YOU FOOD YOU GO SEE"

discord shoved chris

"just go!"

discord made herself some scrambled eggs

discord comes out to see

discord set the door on fire and strolled in

discord smirks "worth it though"

discord looks around the apartment

discord smiled showing her big fangs "you never seen a demon before?"

discord looked at him and started to stare "mabe chris is the weird one"

"oh **** you chris"

discord looks at the mask "ok?"

discord hands him the mask "what are you hiding under there" she started to smirk

discord glares at him "dont call me sweethart" she started to blush

(***** no)

she looked up at him "im not sweet" she started to get pissed off

she sitts on the floor "make me"

discord stands up "DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE A CHILD!"

she shoved him "don't test me *****"

discord set herself on fire "SHUT THE **** UP!"

discord turned her fire off she sat down on the bed

she goes to sleep

she herd that and ran out of the bed to him, she lifted him but the neack "what did you just call me?" she was really pissed

she punched him in the face and growled

her eyes sat on fire" CALL ME PATHETIC AGAIN WATCH WHAT ILL DO TO YOU!!!"

"UHH!!!"

she shoved him and walked away a trail of fire was behind her

discord started cursing

discord moved into the dark words and started to sing emo girls are ruien8ing my life by corpse

discord was hiding in a cave

she was crying

discord started to punch the stones

discord stopped crying she started to smash everything

she imerged into the darkness her demon things were coming out she now had bat-like wings and claws

she heard someone calling her she hid more into the darkness

she ran at him with full power and lifted him up she was flying at increasive speed and then she looked at him whilst he was dangling 100 feet in the are "what do you want" her eyes set on fire

she turned around "watever" she set herself on blue fire so he couldnt touch her

"WHAT!"

she turned around and glared at him "go piss of" then she smirked

"not that again" she giggled "stop pissing me off"

*she blushed and tried to cover her face "watever"

she tilts her head "ok"

she pulled his tail and flew forward

she lands next to chris

discord screems

discord screeches

she looks at him and smiles "oh really"

" i want to hurt you more" she liks her lips

discord ran at chris and started to wrestle him

"STOOPID CHRIS" AND STARTED TO PULL BACK HIS LEG

she grabbs his tail and swings him round and round

*yeets him 50 feet in the air

"FUK!"

discord is flattened she gives a moan and pushes chris off

discord gets up slowly

she starts to laugh "his fat ars just flattened me"

"AHHHH OH SHIT DONT DO THAT" she punches chris in the face

"you got what you diserved"

"no you made me shit myself!"

ok bye see ya later bud

discord stands up and wobbles a bit

discord rubs her head

"hmm yeah, his fat ars wont end me"

she growls

she widened her eyes* she heavily blushed

"shut up or ill kill you"

discord gave him her bandanna

she turned behind him and tied the bandana on his face

(its already on ya face)

"no prob"

(lmao)

(open two tabs at the same time)

"yeah i kinda did"

"why? you look nice"

she uncovers her face *she was blushing really hard "im not"

what type of mouce

just set the house on fire

from the computer?

"i dont give two ****s if you belive me or not"

she sets herself on fire and the mouce falls dead

ok

she heads home

she started to laugh her wings wear too big to hide or put back in "greate im stuk"

"SHUT THE **** UP CHRIS" she started to laugh

"i still look good"

she glares at him, "what are you playin t?"

she turnes around and walkes into her house with chris

discord turnes the tv on and lays on the sofa

discord gets up to get some ice cream

"mmm cookie doh"

she closes the fridge and gets a spoon out of the cubord "hmm what else do i want?"

she screeches dropping her ice creem

she looks at the floor that big tub of ice cream was spilling everywhere

she gets on her hands and knees to clean it up

discord looks up in confusion "why the F**** did you do that??!?!?!"

"he just fukkin blew into my ear like"

"WHAT THE *****************************************"

discord gets a diffrent pot of ice creem and sits on sofa

"get that"

"some milk"

"what was that about?"

"come on lets go"

"no cuz ill be alone"

(hes probs offline)

(lol blows my ear and leaves)

**** you

im not staying on my owm ill be bored

"ty"

discord brings her icecream with her

discpord *liking noises

"broh where did all this stuff come from???"

"the weapons?"

"liar"

"w why?"

"weird but sounds fun"

"can i do it?"

"what do i do first"

why blood?