are you serious? its obvious that shrek is cheating on fiona with me and together we own a kingdom that only we know about plus im a borger which is a shrek lover so the story behind me marrying shrek is i saw one day eating an onion and i went up and asked him who he was and he said he was shrek and i just started fangirling over him and then i jumped into his arms and said, marry me shrek! and he did.

thank you for this, legit brought tears to my eyes. i wish my love story is as good as this.

they did lol