CLARK WTF DID I JSUT READ
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OfficialRealJack 
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08.04.2022
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OfficialRealJack[OP]
08.04.2022 22:11
LinkMAHBE IT WAS THE DOG?
A little backstory, I am gay and by best freind is straight, he doesnt know that I'm gay yet, but I plan on telling him soon. So one day he invited me to a sleepover and I planned on telling him there and got way too nervous and chickened out, I am also in love with my best friend and went we went to sleep he looked way sexy so I got really horny and couldn't resist. Note: my friend takes sleeping pills, so he gets knocked out cold and its hard to wake him up. anyway, I decided to rail his asshole harder than ever and came in him. In the morning he said his asshole hurt and looked at me weird, i said "it mustve been the dog or something, maybe he humped while you were asleep" he doesnt have a dog.
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sure but I might not be able to because I think you have like
buy xbox live or something to get online but I am a grandpa so idk
When I was like, I think 8 or 9, maybe 10
I Was talking to the neighbours and accidentally took a fat dump in the hedges while talking to them (might still be there)
CLARK I DONT KNOW BUT I THINK LIKE-
I WAS OUTSIDE AND MY SMALL SELF WENT “Oh I need to take a dump, why not do it in this dudes hedges”
And then I think they’d are out to talk to me while I was doing it
THE FUNNIEST PART IS THEY STILL SONT KNOW TO THIS DAY
I KINDA WANNA WALK UP TO THE KID ONE DAY IN SCHOOL AND SAY “hey I took a fat dump in your hedges”
IM IMAGINIGNMHIS REACTION WHEN IM LIKE
“Hey uh, remember when we used to live on the same street?”
“Yeah?”
“One time when I was outside, I pooped in your hedges”
“Wtf Jack why”
Homer disappearing into the hedges jsut got much, much worse
I think I also like- actually liked those kids at the time so like
Ew
