Hell yeah

Gimme dat face again baby ùwú

Wow

w H e E Z e

i love how you just got tired after the second "somethi"

nah you dont have to apologize, ur fine

Wait no-

^ thats a teenager using a sex toy if youre wondering

Lmao

One frightful night, in the middle of Compton, New York, a peculiar gentleman was wearing a peculiar topping. The gentleman standing there with the white and black shirt was surrounded by his supposed companions, although nowadays no one can be sure whom to trust. The fine gentleman’s hat was an interesting one, as it resembled a classic “Yankee” baseball cap. However, upon further inspection, one could infer that the Yankee was one that was not conventional. The classic flat top that followed the half dome was nowhere to be seen, with a fine rim surrounding the hat. The headgear was almost mystical in its being, with an inscrutable essence. With his earrings shining as bright as the sun itself, his compadres noticed the anomaly on top of his cranium.

An unknown person added commentary to the scene, first exclaiming a “Woah” that shattered the skies. The skies opened up on the gentleman with the crown on top. The Yankee was one of a kind, with a deep rich black dome and a signature pearl white Yankee logo on the center. If the brim was indeed attached, the hat would have been worn backward, but because of the lack of a brim, the orientation of the hat could not be determined. The unknown person carefully examined the Yankee, proclaiming the obvious. “Yankee with no brim!”

It was indeed a Yankee with no brim; however, the stranger did not understand the greatness of such a creation, only laughing and jumping like a simple monkey. The origins of such an artifact cannot be traced, but rumors suggest it was forged in the innermost workshops with the use of a simple saw and a flame. To remove the brim from such a headpiece not only seemed insane, but simply impossible. The simple human mind cannot perceive how to form such a creation, but the hat was placed onto the fine gentleman’s head similar to a goose nurturing its eggs.

As the foreigner orbited the being and its owner, he captured the surreal object with a substandard cellphone camera, unjustly portraying the hat in all its glory. The stranger emitted a statement: “Hol’ up let me go around.” Most viewers of the near ancient video will not have understood this subtle message. The words “let me” refer to the fact that the alien recording the video knew of the Yankee’s power. The average viewer would have looked past this fine detail; however, the true meaning of the two simple words the stranger muttered convey much more meaning. The stranger was indeed asking for permission from the inconspicuous duo of human and hat to circle the two.

The Yankee with no brim has never been seen in real life. No being could perceive such an object and live to tell the tale. Such a popular video sparks another theory in the multiverse of Yankees. If such a Yankee with no brim exists, it would be logical to infer that a brim with no Yankee exists. If such an object appears in nature, it must be hidden from the public. For the very knowledge of a Yankee with no brim can spur such excitement, the very thought of a brim with no Yankee could very well topple the very structures that our society sits upon. The events that occurred on that frightful night seem almost like a fantasy. The gentleman with the gold chain and lustful beard wielding the magnificent obsidian black headpiece may have been lost in time forever.

:0 he spams to!

You can't beat me >;)

its a whole story wtf

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go away, this is my chain

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LcbK__SeXy0

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yey i have a fren TvT

:> so wanna rp?

For saying that earlier