like I’m not even kidding I straight up know English but pretend I don’t when tourists ask me for directions

Thomas will do the same thing even tho his thicc American accent gets in the way and then I’m about to slap him for helping a tourist

speaking of Thomas he knows I’m lactose intolerant and he likes making Mac n cheese for everyone and being nice but he made me Mac n cheese with almond milk and I don’t want to make him feel bad because he’s just trying to be nice and all but ndwjoedkojwenofwejnf it’s discusting

I’d rather eat normal Mac n cheese and throw up than eat another bite of that cursed dish

I hate being lactose intolerant