he's barely audible Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video Now his medium is getting bloody rare Hell's been better since he split Where's he been? Who gives a shit! Salutations! Good to be back on the air Yes, I know it's been a while Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast Sinners, rejoice! What a dated voice! Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast Come on! Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working? Ignore his chirping! Every day, he's got a new format! You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that! Is Vox as strong as he purports? Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees Oh, please! And here's the sugar on the cream He asked me to join his team! H-hold on! I said no, and now he's pissy That's the tea! You old-timey prick, I'll show y

suffering Uh-oh, the TV is buffering! I'll destroy you, you little I'm afraid you've lost your signal Let's begin I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone, tune on in When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run Oh, this will be fun ****!