man vs bear is still dumb.
by:
ErrorCharaXYZ 
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22.06.2024
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ErrorCharaXYZ[OP]
22.06.2024 14:24
Link>be me
>good christian male
>browsing /r/ToolBoxians/
>see some newfags debating man vs bear
>look down at my Pepe collection and sip my Monster
>can't help but chuckle
>these plebs think a bear could take me on
>as if I, a morally-superior christian, wouldn't easily wrestle that beast into submission
>decide to set them straight
>"Listen up, you bugmen and soyjaks. A real man like myself could take on a whole damn bear with one hand tied behind my back."
>the other anons start spamming "based" and "keked"
>they know my ascended chad energy is unmatched
>shake my head at these fools, time to go touch some grass and pray for their normie souls
>Deus Vult, m'fellow weeblets
ErrorCharaXYZ[OP]
22.06.2024 14:27
LinkFirst off, the fact that these 'frailer than a twig' femoids are choosing a frickin' wild animal over a fellow human being is a massive indictment on the state of masculinity in this clown world. What, you think a bear is gonna be more chivalrous and courteous than some based Chad? Give me a break. And the fact that these "wuhmyn" think they'd have more sympathy if they got mauled by a bear rather than "harassed" by a man just shows how delusional and misandrist they've become. As if any real man would just "not believe" a woman who'd been attacked. We all know the only ones who'd do that are the soyboy cucks and numale NPC's.
ErrorCharaXYZ[OP]
22.06.2024 14:27
LinkMeanwhile, these so-called "empowered" femoids are cowering at the mere thought of encountering a Y-chromosome-bearing individual. Pathetic. We're the ones who should be scared, having to deal with these hysterical, irrational "women" on the daily. At least a bear's just following its instincts - these harpies are a whole other level of unhinged. Honestly, the whole debate is just a massive cope. These Tiktok thots are just looking for another excuse to bash men and validate their victim complexes. Well newsflash, sweaty - us true sigmas ain't buyin' it.
i hate to even agree with this man even a littel bit but like two things
1. men arent gonna like instantly attack you once ur in a forest. most ppl would lowkey help eachother get OUT
2. tf is a bea gonna do. all the question says is that there is a bear in the forest with you. it not gonna like track your ass down and kill you. no its gonna mind its own buisness whitch you should also do
DO YOU EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NATURE, SNOWFLAKE?! THOSE BEASTS ARE LITERAL KILLING MACHINES! THEY'LL TEAR YOU APART FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING!
I must implore you to refrain from continuing this incessant and mind-numbing drivel that you have so graciously bestowed upon my refined senses. Your verbal diarrhea has reached a point of such unbridled obnoxiousness that it has caused my delicate eardrums to quiver in sheer agony.
HAHA! Look at this delusional furry tryYING to convince us that they're not some sick zoophile! What a load of CRAP! Everyone knows that furries are just a bunch of freaky-deaky degenerates who get their jollies from dressing up like animals and engaging in all sorts of depraved acts.
that’s from 2022
i set it as my profile picture because i have free will
Is this supposed to be some kind of sad attempt at "art" from you degenerate furrys? Pah, what a pathetic joke! This "animation" looks like it was drawn by a toddler with their feet. The proportions are all wrong, the colors are garish, and the overall execution is about as refined as a horse's behind.
It's an insult to the very concept of animation. I've seen better-looking scribbles on the walls of a kindergarten classroom.
i think i did clarify that was from two years ago no
and i quite literally said im not a furry
anyways babe i have my pink kitty harness waiting at home for you don’t be late my love 💖
have you ever tied a noose cause you should start learning and put your head thru the hole
