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XD the funniest one that I did was ok sooo My MOM works at a bank my DAD is a Mortician (not weird at all) So one of those numbers called and said that someone has got into my bank account XD so I said "My mom takes care of my banking stoof and over my dead body..wich i know a good Mortician soooo Good bye"

I remember one of mine. It went like this: A scam number texted me that I won the lottery. I'm gonna go to him to collect the money. After I read it, this went to my mind: "Huh. Does he even know I did not play for the lottery, even though my cousin did?"