-QUOTE GENERATOR AND I PLUGGED KOTLC CHARACTERS IN IT AND GOT THIS: Sophie & Fitz: Surprise! We're having a baby! Keefe: What?! Sophie & Fitz: *pull out adoption papers* It's you! AND I DIED-

Glory: I fell— Deathbringer: From heaven? Glory: No, I literally fell— Deathbringer: In love with me the moment you saw me? Glory: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Deathbringer: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

EEEEEEE

Deathbringer: We have a problem. Glory: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Sophie: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Keefe: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Sophie: Stop.

Sophie : Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Keefe: Marry me.

Keefe: Can you cut me some slack, Sophie? I’m sort of in love. Sophie: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Keefe: I’m in love with you. Sophie: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one* Dex: I will not let you down. Sophie: Sounds fun. Stina: K. Marella: No, I'm f***ing not. Keefe: Do I have to be? Fitz: Please god, I am so tired.

Sophie: I CAN'T DO IT! Dex, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Sophie: I CANT F***ING DO IT ANYMORE Marella: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Sophie: Sophie: I appreciate it, Sophie: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Keefe: Sophie- Sophie: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Fitz: Sophie we gotta- Sophie: YOU GOTTA DRAW A F***ING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Sophie: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Sophie, motioning to Stina: NOT F***ING THIS!

Dex: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Fitz: Theft. Marella: Disturbing the peace. Sophie: Aggravated assault. Stina: Arson. Keefe: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Keefe: Who the f*** added me to a f***ing group chat? Marella: >:O language Dex: Yeah watch your f***ing language Stina: Okay, who taught Dex the f*** word?! Sophie: 'The f*** word'. Fitz: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Dex: Oh my god they censored it Sophie: Say f***, Fitz. Dex: Do it, Fitz. Say f***.

Sophie: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Sophie: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies. Dex: Socks are Feetie Heaties. Fitz: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties. Marella: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies. Keefe: Stamps are Lickie Stickies. Stina: I hate you guys so much.

Sophie: Croissants: dropped Marella: Road: works ahead Stina: BBQ sauce: on my titties Dex: Shavacado: fre Keefe: Miss Keisha: ****in dead Fitz: Fitz: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Keefe: Rules were made to be broken. Dex: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Marella: Uh, piñatas. Sophie: Glow sticks. Fitz: Karate boards. Stina: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Keefe: Rules. Dex:

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Marella: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Keefe: ...I did. I broke it. Marella: No. No you didn't. Sophie? Sophie: Don't look at me. Look at Fitz. Fitz: What?! I didn't break it. Sophie: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Fitz: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Sophie: Suspicious. Fitz: No, it's not! Dex: If it matters, probably not, but Stina was the last one to use it. Stina: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Dex: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Stina: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Dex! Sophie: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Marella. Marella: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Dex: Marella... Sophie's been awfully quiet. Sophie: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Marella, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Wylie, near tears: Please, Keefe, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

Linh: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! Tam: You can eat a rock. Fitz: Air. Sophie: The fabric of time and space. Marella: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Linh: You guys are not helpful.

Tam, tearing up the room: Where are they? Tam, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children? Tam: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

Linh: Stina, you need to react when people cry! Stina: I did. I rolled my eyes.

Tam: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent. Keefe: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.

Sophie: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Keefe: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Sophie: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Keefe: Is it working?

Sophie: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Keefe: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Sophie: But you’re always acting stupid? Keefe: ... Keefe: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Sophie: This is such a bad idea. Keefe: Then why are you coming along? Sophie: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Sophie: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Keefe: It’s not a joke. Keefe: *sniffles* Keefe: I’m a legit snack.

Sophie: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Keefe: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Sophie, tending to Keefe's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Keefe: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Sophie: What are your goals? Keefe: To pet all the dogs. Sophie: No, fitness goals. Keefe: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Sophie: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Keefe: The cow??? Sophie: What? Fitz: Keefe, W H Y?

Sophie: What time is it? Keefe: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Keefe: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Fitz: WHO THE **** IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Keefe: It’s 2 am

Sophie: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Keefe: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Sophie: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Tam: Actually I did the math, Keefe would have $225, not $0.15. Keefe: Fam I’m right here.... Fitz: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Sophie: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Fitz: Sorry I only have a dollar Sophie: :( Tam: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Keefe would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Fitz: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Tam: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Biana: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Tam: Apply juice to what Dex: Directly to the forehead Keefe: Great chat everyone

Sophie: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Keefe: What if it bites me and it dies!? Tam: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Keefe, learn to listen. Fitz: What if it bites itself and I die? Biana: That’s voodoo. Dex: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Keefe: That’s correlation, not causation. Fitz: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Biana: That’s kinky. Sophie: Oh my God.

Sophie: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously. This one is a freaking mood

Keefe: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Sophie: So what do you have planned for the future? Keefe: Lunch. Sophie: No, like long term. Keefe: Oh...um, dinner?

Sophie: Time for plan G. Dex: Don’t you mean plan B? Sophie: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Biana: What about plan D? Sophie: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Fitz: What about plan E? Sophie: I’m hoping not to use it. Keefe dies in plan E. Tam: I like plan E.

Percy: You remind me of the ocean. Nico: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Percy: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

Annabeth: I’ve made a spread sheet of all the crime in Brooklyn. Annabeth: There’s so much crime in New York, no one should live here.

Annabeth: Hey Nico, do you wanna help us? Nico: Oh, I would... but I don’t want to.

Piper: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend. Piper: No, that’s Leo… I’m your nicest friend. Piper: No, Percy... I’m your friend!

Percy: *standing on a balcony and sneezes* Leo: *standing on the roof* Bless you. Percy: God?!

I CANT STOP

Jason: I trusted you! Nico: Why?

Nico: I feel like Annabeth is looking down on me. Piper: That’s because they’re on the counter and you’re short.

Frank: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter? Piper: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes. Nico: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

Nico: You disgust me. Leo: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

Dex: *eating a cinnamon roll* Sophie: Cannibalism. Dex: *confused chewing noises*

Piper: Frank, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean? Frank: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later. Piper: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Percy. Frank: Wait- Piper, no-

Leo: I warned you. Leo: I'm perfect.

Jason: Why are you guys acting like this? Piper: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.

Percy: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The Squad: Awwww- Percy: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The Squad: Oh.

Leo: I think my guardian angel drinks.

Leo: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Percy: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Leo: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Jason, recording: This is so cute.

Frank: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. Leo: Heck. Frank: You're on thin f***ing ice. Frank: Oh no-

Percy, to Annabeth: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

Percy: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm f***ing pissed.

Generate Quote Nico: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward. Jason: I’m worried about you.

Annabeth: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away. Percy: What makes you say that? Annabeth: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it? Percy: Annabeth... You don't have a clue about this thing, do you? Annabeth: *screams in anger*

Percy: I’ve only had Annabeth for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Tsunami: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Clay: Burn the house down. Tsunami: And what did you do? Clay: I made dinner. Tsunami: Clay: Tsunami: Clay: And burnt the house down.

Starflight: What's the signal when something goes wrong? GLory: We yell, 'oh s***.' Tsunami: ...That'll work.

Tsunami: *slams books down in front of Sunny* Tsunami: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Glory: You could of said literally anything else. Tsunami: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Glory: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random s***. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Starflight: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Tsunami: Please, just say f***.

Sunny, confused and exasperated: Glory, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan? Glory: Politely

Glory: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year. Tsunami: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues? Starflight: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Sunny: You look mentally ill. Glory: I am. Let’s go.

Tsunami: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it. Starflight: ...what happened? Tsunami: I made a VERY bad mistake.

Clay: I drink to forget but I always remember. Tsunami: You're drinking orange juice.

Tsunami: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt? Glory: Glory: Why are you eating dirt? Tsunami: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

this is alreDY AT 78 COMMENTS HOW HAVE I NOT KEPT TRACK OF THAT

Tsunami: Where are your parents? Clay: What are parents? Tsunami: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Glory: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.