( tha 1st part tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfYKk-6Hbg0 lol)

why? *shaking intencifies*

I'll ****ing buy it, how much?

How much are you willing to offer?

~Slides a Case with something around 1M~ ****ing take it before I change my mind.. ~He'd give a Blank evil stare~

NEVER ACCEPT THE FIRST OFFER.

~He'd take the case back and stared even a bit creepier in a demonic deep voice he'd say~ **** it I can make my own thing you should've took the offer..I know everything Flug... ~He'd wheeze and start laughing historically~

~He'd take the case with him and walk away~

~He'd hear the crying and had an idea so he made fake money around 2M He'd sneakily stick a tiny bomb in it, it could explode a good part of Hat island~ *He'd Whisper to himself* They should've been thankful.. ~He'd walk back to them~ Know what fine 2M.

NO.

~He'd looked mad~ *He talks in a Rrussain voice when he talks* Very well then ((If you know Edd's world you for sure know Tord's voice it sounds like that))

~Grabs the case opens it and grabs the bomb and tosses it behind him and sticks his hands in his pockets of his red hoodie~ Enjoy the mess I'm not paying

THIS WEAPON IS GOING IN MY PERSONAL STOCKPILE.

((Because I like Russia))

((I just really love how they talk))

Nu, ya uzhe sbrosil bombu, udachi

THE OTHER VILLAINS ARENT WORTHY OF SUCH A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION

I am heh, after all my name is Mantus it means god of the underworld will you please? ~Sense He's a devil He gave them both a lust like look~

((Mantus meaning: god of Hell

SO YOUR NAME IS MANTIS. I’LL CRUSH YOU LIKE THE BUG YOU ARE.

me: pfft

~He'd put a casual face on that looked bored~ Wow ~Slowly puts the middle finger up~

Squish me like a bug? I doubt it friend.. ~He'd get larger and larger his horns on his head became more swirly he got taller and bigger his claws got sharper teeth got bigger and sharper and he got a snout and wings, seems you've pissed off a dragon now~ *Roars and get's them covered in spit*

lola: yup

~He'd turn back to normal his dragon form was just a warning~ *He'd still give them a lusty look~

Slys: Probably at the price of a soul and a life of slavery for your Lord Black Hat, right?

Slys: I knew it, i'm used to do that with most of my products

Slys: Oh, that's reasonable as well

HhHhHhHhHhHhHh

IT WILL PROBABLY FAIL UPON TESTING.

OR BACKFIRE CATOSTROPHICALLY. WHAT SPECIFICALLY DOES THIS “POSION GAS” DO?

COULD BE MORE EVIL

lola: it so cool i mean THAT FAR i cant even run that far in a couple of secound

seconds*

ik!