MOOOM/ DAAAD IM SAD. I NEED A ALIEN ATTENTION!

I USED TO WORK AT SEPHORA AND GET PAID GUD

I did, I worked as a 'janitor' for those annoying kids. Bro by the time they are 16 they will look ancient.

I lost my sh!t on a Sephora kid. Called them MANY things (Nothing offensive!), they won't clean up after themselves and also called them out on their friends.