(Kindergarten) Someone on the bus told me that sticking up the middle finger was a sign of love, did it too my teacher and got in serious trouble (so did the kid) Some horny ass biach pulled down my pants, i was told that i smacked them in the eye. This kid i hated sat on my lap when i was sitting on the ground. (First grade) Beach day was hell. I brought my sisters pet hermit crab. She was pissed. I bit a kid. I dunno why, but i did. (Second grade) Found out what porn was, showed it to everyone Some biach tried to get married to me without my consent. Some people chased me until i climbed a tree (Third grade) We reenacted war except everyone had their own country on the playground. Glaciland sounds epic and you cannot convince me otherwise. ( Fourth grade) Cops and robbers got popular and thats how im immune to punching. again, I bit a kid, except this time it was over a stick. (Continued in next comment)

(Fifth grade) I got a herb healing book and became the medic and gardener of the playground. I brought bandages and alcohol wipes along with growing plants and stuff. Teachers destroyed my garden so I started growing them at home and bringing them to school. (Sixth grade) Warning: This is where things get serious. Someone started a fist fight with me, nothing was solved, and we both got bruised. FoUnD oUt I wAs PaN aPpArEnTlY Became Right-Hand-Man in a lunch mafia. I made myself bleed to prove a point. Fifth grade Medicine drama started up again, this time happening in the bathrooms. Became a punk biach. and thats it :'D

Half of these came from my friends telling stuff about me lol.