why ?

oh umm how long have you been here ? :T (omggg the mail man is creepy xD )

-gasp- you must be starving not even i can go 5 mins without eating*pulls out fridge from pocket and hands it to green*

imma let you out you look like a prisoner :>

come on be freee ! :3

Oop

ack are you okay ? *runs over to green*

you dont look okay,be careful next time k? *helps green up *

geez your salty , not even a thank you U-U welp see you later i have to do my tasks :> and try to not get murdered xD

*goes to elec * hmmm this is 2 easy U-U

*speeds out of elec * RrREErEeREeeEe not today ! im to young to die <':

*continue's to run then spots green * Oof hi green.. *breaths heavily *

hi *plops on the ground*

kinda i almost got killed by cyan but other than that im gud xD

*gets up * mannn that was close *pulls out a juice box from pocket *

yeah maybe for now *drinks juice box *

:O) *reaches out for one * yummy

*inhales burger * UnU very gud

*hears something in vents * 0-0

theres something in the vents 0-0

*runs* RRRrREeEEeEeEEeEEeEee

green run !!!1!11!

*me trips* crap -w-

-GaSp- (OOoMMmGG !1!! xD)

SsccCrRRreeEeeEe A RAt <": (do you want a oc that looks like this but more like your main oc ? o>o )

NuuUU NoT ThE ChEeSe >':{ (oki )

*Angy Jade noises*

*Jade calms tf down* Jade: t y .

*Pink casually yeets the entire pizza in there aswell*

*Jade, as usual, lets green out of the airlock*

Jade: s h u t . *pink facepalms*

Jade: >:(

Jade: Fine. Then I'm staying in this exact spot until something happens.

*Jade sits on the floor I-*

*Jade casually lets green out again when red's far away enough*

*Jade speeds after green because y e e *

Jade: AHAH

*Jade speeding with green intensifies*

*Jade casually blocks the door to nav with a whole bunch of chairs because why not*

Jade: :D

Jade: y e e

*Jade is standing up, guarding the "door" he made*

Jade: :)

Jade: for w h a t

Jade: do you know h o w m a n y poptarts I put in this room?

*Jade casually takes out five water bottles* Jade: I think we're good.

Jade: indeed.

*Jade is just standing lmao-*

Jade: ****-

*Jade casually looks at red for a second and then just starts biting his arm-*

Jade: >:(

*Jade casually sinks his teeth in*

Pink: wtf- *Pink casually looks at all this-*

Pink: Have fun with the zombie. *pink walks away omfg-*

*Jade casually tears a chunk of reds arm off* Jade: leave if you don't want to be limb-less.

*Jade is just looking at this casually*

Jade: yAy hE's gOnE. *Jade casually spits the chunk out*

Jade: .....he may or may not come back-

(Y u m) Jade: but how fast though-

Jade: good. *Jade sits down ahah*

*Jade wonders why reds arm tastes like s u s h i *

*Jade is looking out for red again um*

*Jade yawns because biting gives him pain, and pain makes him tired*

*Jades eye decides to b l e e d *

*Jade it blocking the way* Jade: n o >:(

Is**

Jade: I'll do more than take a chunk >:(

*Jade was trying to hesitate biting red, since it hurts to bite*

*Jade casually pushes red*

Jade: f u c k o f f

*Jade just ejects himself onto red bites his other arm because y e s *

*Jade ignores the pain for now and casually sinks his teeth in again*

*Jade casually tears that bit off and bites red repeatedly, trying to tear alot of his arm off*

*Pink was watching normally*

Jade: *muffled a little* then don't touch green.

*Jade let go and stared at red*

*Jade finally processed the pain and starts crying and groaning*

Jade: ****ing- AGH- *Jades wounds decided to just open up and bleed*

*Jade sits down and tries to sleep*

*Insert sleeping Jade here*

*Pink drags red to medbay*

*Pink wrapped reds wounds with bandages*

Pink: ohshit- I mean- hi-

Pink: ....Jade did this, correct?

Pink: Okay... you'll be having nausea and small dizziness for awhile.

Pink: his bites cause that effect.

Pink: nobody on this ship is normal ffs.

Pink: y e a h .

Pink: .w.

Pink: okay.

*pink walks out*

*Brown vibes*

*Jade is just sleeping his pain away*

*Jade sleeping INTENSIFIES-*

*Pink casually walks to green* Pink: why tf is he asleep-

Pink: o h .

Pink: .... :^

Pink: I-

*Pink just walks out*

Pink: indeed.

Pink: :^

Pink: half an hour.

Pink: yeah- but that's what happens when you just let him bite you that much-

Pink: what would've happened if you lost your temper...?

Pink: ......sorry-

Pink: No- it's not- I shouldn't have asked-

Pink: -n-"

*Pink just stares at the floor to avoid even more awkwardness*

Pink: probably alot- he stocks up on stuff-

*pink snickers*

Pink: I can make you some coffee- if you want-

*Pink headed out to make coffee*

*Jade springs awake* Jadd: WTF-

Jade**

Jade: PURPLE WTF ARE YOU DOING--

*Jade groans because in pain*

Jade: be quiet next time ffs... *Jade goes back to sleep because hahah pain go brrr*

*pink comes back with coffee and gives it to red* Pink: here :3

Pink: mhm.

Pink: the nausea will end soon just to let you know.

*Jade just wakes up, and goes to cafeteria*

*Jade just grabs whatever drink he could find and just drinks it*

*Jade is now drunk because he doesn't ****ing pay attention to what he drinks at a l l *

*Insert Jade trying to go to storage here*

(uh ohs 👀) *Jade WALKS INTO A BOX AND COLLAPSES-*

*Jade looks up and watches purple drag green* Jade: hEy....tHaT's mY fRiEnD yOu'Re dRaGgInG- >:(

Jade: ....y E s ?

Jade: n O .

*Jade casually gets up and tries to get purple while still drunk-*

Jade: gIvE mE mY fRiEnD mBaCk-

*Jade ejects himself onto purples back* Jade: >:(

Jade: ACK- *Jade still somehow managed to stay on purples back, barely*

*Jade falls off because o w i e * Jade: eugh...

*Jade gets up and starts chasing purple again* Jade: S T O P THAT'S MY F R I E N D YOU'RE TAKING-!

Jade: THEN LET HIM GO-!!! *Jade ejects himself onto purples back again and B I T E S H I M *

*Jade is still biting because angry drunk man*

*Jade casually gets crushed and his teeth sink in more than he expected-*

Pink: I- the nausea stopped. I'm going to check on whatever is going on out there- *Pink walks out of medbay*

Pink: omfg not again... *Pink picks purple up and detaches Jade from him* Pink: Bad Jade, bad. *Sprays Jade with water*

*Jade is just being an angry drunk gremlin and pink puts purple in medbay, wraps up the wound, and places on a stretcher*

*Jade looks at green, and waves while his mouth is b l o o d y - * Pink: purple, you need to stay here-

*Jade casually flops*

Pink: please stay on the stretcher, purple- *Jade casually gets up, walks to green, and hugs him*

*Pink sighs because she thinks almost everyone on the ship are i d i o t s*

Jade: wHy dOn'T yOu fIgHt bAcK wHeN tHeY dO tHaT-???

Jade: ....bUt I fIgHt bAcK aNd dOn'T gEt kIlLeD-

*Drunk jade noises*

*Jade is still casually hugging green-*

*pink casually tries to separate jade from green-* Jade: nOoOo- Pink: you've hugged him long enough-

*Pink picks Jade up and casually ties him up with tape*

Pink: wasn't planning to. *pink takes out a needle, jabs him, and he falls asleep*

*pink places Jade down because y e s *

Pink: probably...

*Jade casually wakes up*

*Jade groans, gets up while still tied up and looks at red* Jade: atleast put me in there with him.

*Jade casually flops and groans* Pink: he-- didn't stay out very long--

Pink: want me to Jab him again? Jade: please n o

* pink jabs jade again because she c a n *

*Pink casually drags Jade to electrical*

* pink just removes another chunk of jades brain ahah*

(SAYS THE ONE WHO PUT GREEN IN THE AIRLOCK HAHAH-) *Pink casually stitches up where she cut and unties Jade*

*Jade casually wakes up and winces*

*Pink walks back to cafeteria and looks at green* Pink: hey, atleast you're not dead in space.

Pink: o h . . . Okay.

*Pink just gives green a random needle*

Pink: if you want to die, use it. Or on someone else *chuckles*

Pink: have fun :D *pink walked back to electrical*

*pink was casually kicking Jade around*

Jade: st-stop-- Pink: n a h . *kicking INTENSIFIES-*

*insert jade abuse here*

Pink: ...wan help...? Jade: godpleaseno-

*pink is kicking the shit out of Jade* Pink: just don't kill him.

*insert abuse noises here*

Pink: o k . *Jade coughs up blood*

Pink: thanks cyan :D

*Pink yeets jade at the wall casually*

(Death needle go b r r r r ) *pink casually walks up to green again* Pink: who are you gunna use it on?

Pink: how come?

Pink: don't you have a certain someone that you hate dearly and want to murder?

Pink: well now you have a choice! Yourself or cyan :D

Pink: well, think about it. If you're dead Jade will probably kill himself too, and if cyan dies nobody will really care.

Pink: sometimes.

Pink: Still, you have a choice. Goodluck with your decision. :D *pink casually walks away*

(Indeed) *White is just hugging jade because s a d *

*Jade is literally knocked out*

White: ...I didn't do this-

*White is just sad bean hugging Jade*

*White concerned noises*

*White just squeezes Jade* White: o k a y .

*Pink just Jabs red with several different needles* Pink: none of your business.

Pink: Now, lay your heavy head down... you must rest....

*Pink lets green out of the airlock*

Pink: he'll be out for about 4 hours.

Pink: go ahead and kill someone.

Pink: just d o i t

Pink: n o w .

Pink: ...Jade?

Pink: how white? Jade hates him.

Pink: f i n e .

*Pink heads to electrical and looks at white*

*Pink casually knocks white out*

(PINK IS THE MOM AND SHE SAYS IT'S NIGHT NIGHT TIME) *pink ties white up casually*

*Pink yeets white out*

Pink: what?

Pink: no reason.

Pink: figure out who to kill?

*Pink groans* Pink: nobody's ever fun when I give them needles.

Pink: it isn't?

Pink: well you still have 3 hours.

Pink: you have 3 hours because red will wake up in 3 hours-

*Pink is casually doing stuff to Jade and white*

Pink: Shoo. I'm busy.

Pink: ... *pink stared at green like he should know*

Pink: please just go.

*Pink casually continues doing whatever she was doing earlier*

*Brown is right behind purple because sneaky*

*Brown attempts to spook purple* Brown: boo.

Brown: EEK-! *Brown hides behind green because scared*

*Very scared brown bean noises*

Brown: people who say BOO KILL YOU????

Brown: >,^<,

*Brown is v e r y fearful right now to the point where she's shaking violently*

*Brown is a little calmer*

Brown: purple, you're scary. Why do you even have a katana on you in the first place-?!

Brown: quite suspicious if you ask me.

Brown: ...?

Brown: it's probably candy. I give candy randomly to people and sometimes I drop candy...

Brown: he doesn't?

Brown: well, either way it's not our business. Ma' always told me to mind your own business, so you should too.

Brown: WELL YOU HAVE A KATANA AND ALMOST KILLED ME-

Brown: I'm going to go get white... *brown storms off to get white lmao*

*Brown drags white who's still tied up all the way back to purple and green* Brown: >:(

Brown: which one of you ****ers did this? *One of white's wings were missing*

*Brown ****ing stomps* Brown: She said it was one of you guys >:(

Brown: is anyone able to support your alibi?

Brown: s u s

Brown: purple tElL tHe tRuTh