But uh So there's this ***** (verbally insults ppl in very damaging ways ok) Lets call her lauren And I have a friend Let's call her jaiden Ok so ummm It was pe Lauren left her bracelet on her bag So me and jaiden stole it And lauren be *****in And the cameras be snitchin Lmao my principal called my mom Heard the whole thing She said she was disappointed Lmao I'm not surprised

Anyways it turns out the goddamn bracelet was some catholic ritual thing with sentimental value Umm so the thing is you eat a magic cracker with jesus in it for the first time, that's the important thing (lol what) Anyways lauren flipped out

Uhh like I told my mom multiple I was sorry (very convincing acting ok) she totally believed me I kinda am sorry ngl I'm sorry that I got caught I'm not done I might not do something again at this school But ill do something later Just wait I'm not a good kid lol I don't like being the kid who always follows the rules and turns in homework on time and is nice to everyone Yeah um so that's it