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FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 04:56
Linkcursed
oh how cursed
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 05:15
Linktrump waltzed into the office, he orange cheeto dust face smiling more than ever. today was the day. it was a big day. for him and Pence both.
Pence saw him and ran over, tossing all his papers about global warming into the hands of the secret service, and jumped into the arms of the president. "trump-chan,,," Pence whispered into his ear. "I missed you dearly." Trump closed his eyes and sighed. "Pence, my love, I must tell you something." HE opened them again. "I'm in love with Biden. I've been seeing him since day 69..."
Pence couldn't believe it. Not his Trump-chan.
Megalovania started playing in the bg as his eye glowed blue. "Now you're gonna have a bad time..."
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 05:15
Linkanferfn I still have more to type
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 05:24
LinkPence started posing, knives dispersing out of his hands for no reason, as he stuttered. "do doo do doo doo do do. do. doo. duhddhodno."
Trump was shooketh. "Wait no babe pls lemme explain." but he didn't have time. Pence thrusted all the knives at him, killing him in a sparkly fashion. Biden walked in to see his love on the floor with knives in him. "NO! KAMALA!!" Pence looked at him. "I mean, uh, the y'know, the thing. the Trump."
Pence started laughing while It's Been So Long started playing. He threw knives at Biden, but he blocked them, with trumps ungodly thicc ass.
xenoblast
22.10.2020 05:35
LinkSHSSHSHHS STOPPP I'M SIGNING THE CONSTITUTION
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 05:36
LinkOKOK
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 05:37
LinkI HADN;T FINISHED IT YET BC I HAD TO GO DO SOEM CHORES
xenoblast
22.10.2020 05:37
LinkIS IT MY TURN OR URS STILL
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 05:38
LinkUHH IT CAN BE YOURS
xenoblast
22.10.2020 05:38
LinkOKOK ME TYPE NOW
xenoblast
22.10.2020 05:44
LinkIt was the next month, Biden successfully escaped Pence's mighty grasp and sharp throw of the knife. Pence took Trump's place after disposing of Trump's body in cold blood. Biden was anxiously awaiting his soon to be presidency, when he heard a "sHNNG" come from behind him. Time slowed, he turned around hurriedly and gasped, Pence was holding a machete larger then Trump's voluptious dummy thicc ass. Pence chased Biden, the results of the election soon to be announced, Biden had to think fast but before he thought up a clever plan he tripped over his large tie, his knees skid across the carpeted floor. Pence pinned him down, but before he could take his breath away the results were announced, Biden won the presidency. Biden, with a boost of self confidence, rolled Pence over, he yanked the machete out of his hand gracefully and threw it to the side. But just as he was leaving, Pence backstabbed him without remorse.
xenoblast
22.10.2020 05:45
Linkstill typing
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 05:45
Linkthis is looking promising
xenoblast
22.10.2020 05:49
LinkPence, with blood on his hands and a quite deadly secret to keep, he scoffed and tossed the body into the attic. Nobody has been up there in years, it was safe enough to give him time to accept his newly found surprise presidency that he was soon to manipulate his way towards. He went to a local bar, but while walking his way there, he felt a strong guilt, and a fat ass against his right leg. He turned, only to see the once alive soul of Trump twerking on him, "f-forgive me pence baby" he pleaded. Just as quickly as he appeared he soon disappeared, Pence was shocked and remorseful for once in his neo-nazi life. The soul of Biden appearing behind him only moments later, heavily breathing against the back of Pence's neck, "You've messed up Pence, Trump misses you xoxo".
xenoblast
22.10.2020 05:49
Linkur turn
xenoblast
22.10.2020 05:51
Linkmake congress gay
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 05:51
Linkuhh brb i gotta go do stuffs but when i come back im doing this
xenoblast
22.10.2020 05:52
Linkafter we gotta make a post and piece together this story
and collab an art piece
of this story
and then post it
like make it all fancy pretty looking
I draw biden you draw trump because it makes sense
and then you copy and paste ur parts I do mine
and it will be perfect
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 19:12
LinkPence couldn't believe it. Now his trump-chan and Biden were forever together in heaven!?
No. He knew what to do.
He wouldn't stand for this, so he walked over to congress wherever that is, and stood on the desks.
"ATTENTION EVERYONE!" Pence yelled. They all looked to him. "I HAVE SOMETHING I MUST SHOW YOU" he said. Congress looked in horror as pence whipped off his pants and showed his rock.
"Y'ALL GAY NOW." They all nodded slowly as Sans came in dressed in a pride flag.
AOC shook her head angrily. "NO! THE GAYS CANNOT HAVE THE CONGRESS!"
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 19:12
LinkUhh still typing
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 23:54
Linkbut twas too late
the congress was already gay
AOC was beyond angry. all those gays in the office, and someone new appeared at the door? he was wearing a hat, and had a communist flag in hand. "attention gay congress." he said. "i am the new prez of the U.S., and y'all gay."
xenoblast
22.10.2020 23:55
Linkbtw u wanna do my idea of collab and then post this fAnFicTioN
or no
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 23:57
LinkAOC ran to Kamala and cried.
SOBBING WAS SO INTENSE SHE CREATED AN ARTIFICIAL NIAGARA FALLS.
Pence was too entranced by his own mad mind that he forgot to put his pants back on. He just ruined the congress.
Delightfully devilish of him, Skinner.
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 23:57
Linkuh yes
xenoblast
22.10.2020 23:58
Linkok good
u first or me
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 23:58
Linkyes please it'd be so funny
also ur turn
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
22.10.2020 23:59
Linkuhh and you can start out the collab
xenoblast
23.10.2020 00:00
Linkalirght me write last part and then we do collab
do I leave in the part where the civil war and public execution or no
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FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
23.10.2020 00:01
Linkyes yes u do
xenoblast
23.10.2020 00:01
Linkgood
xenoblast
23.10.2020 00:09
LinkAmongst the chaos, AOC and kamala walked out and to a hotel room, you can infer the rest from that. Afterwards, AOC and Kamala went to get coffee at a local cafe, ignoring the whole issue going on with congress. AOC got a text, it was from Inslee, they agreed to meet up that afternoon. "I must got" AOC said in a embarrassed tone. Moments later at a restaurant not even a block down from the cafe, AOC met with Inslee. While Inslee and AOC were "talking", xenoblast exposed the affair to congress and became the new governor of Washington. What everyone failed to take into account was that would be the downfall of Western America. With the chaos going on, the far left ideology of communism swept most of Western USA, soon after congress finally took notice. They had not much time to think, and out of no where, FoxesAreNotReal took charge of Southern USA. The start of a civil war was about to become a reality, but just before that happened, a peace agreement came between the communists and capitalists. -
xenoblast
23.10.2020 00:13
Link- A public execution of ________. TV stations all across the nation broadcasted this historical event, most all Americans tuned in to watch this groundbreaking event unfold before their eyes. An Amercian-made musket, in the hands of FoxesAreNotReal, and a PPsh41 in the hands of xenoblast. Both armed, they pointed the firearms at ________. On the count of 3, they were to shoot. 3..2..1.. "BANG". Peace at last, the divide of America solved.
xenoblast
23.10.2020 00:14
Linkok i'll make my part of the collab now and give you the file here
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
23.10.2020 00:16
LinkThis was amazing
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