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strawberry-milk[OP]
25.04.2020 02:35
LinkDear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy
And it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
Why would you write that?
I'm just trying to tell the truth
This needs to be perfect these emails have to prove that we were actually friends
Just I'll do it
I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard (Hard?)
Has been bad (Bad?)
Has been rough (Kinky!)
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific Shut up!
I like my parents
Who says that?
I love my parents but each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs
Then everything might be alright
Smoking drugs? (Just fix it!)
If I stop smoking crack (Crack?!)
If I stop smoking pot
Then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta
strawberry-milk[OP]
25.04.2020 02:37
Linkgotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me
Are we done yet?
Well I can't just give them one email I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?
Oh my god
Dear Connor Murphy, Yes, I also miss our talks
Stop doing drugs Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks (no)
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees (No)
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise (Absolutely not)
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can see
Just wait and see!
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me
My sister's hot
What the hell! (My bad)
Dear Evan Hansen,
Thanks for every note you send
Dear Connor Murphy,
I'm just glad to be your friend
Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond
But not because we're gay
No, not because we're gay
We're close, but not that way
The only man that I
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strawberry-milk[OP]
25.04.2020 02:38
Linklove is my dad
Well anyway!
You're getting better every day
I'm getting better every day
We're getting better every day
Hey hey hey hey!
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely
Miss you dearly
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
I like
Lookin' hot
Buying stuff
They can not
I like
Drinking hard
Maxing dad's credit card
I like
Skippin' gym
Scarin her
Screwin' him
I like
Killer clothes
Kickin' nerds in the nose
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarter back
Honey what you waitin' for
Welcome to my candy store
Time for you to prove
You're not a loser
Anymore
And step into my candy store
Guys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat
All you
Have to do
Say goodbye
To Shamu
That freak's
Not your friend
I can tell
In the end
If she
Had your shot
She would leave
You to rot
Course if you don't care
Fine go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
Or f
forget that creep
And get in my jeep
Let's go tear up
Someone's lawn
Honey what you waitin' for
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a p-ssy
Anymore
And step into my candy store
You can join the team
Or you can b-tch and moan
You can live the dream
Or you can die alone
You can fly with eagles
Or if you prefer
Keep on testing me
And end up like her
Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me!
Color me stoked
I'm so happy!
Honey what you waitin' for-
Shut up heather!
Step into my candy store
Time for you to prove
You're not a lame-ss
Anymore
And step into my candy store
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy store