I'm an incompetent human being
by:
samuel-seabury 
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31
28.01.2021
15 comments
xenoblast
28.01.2021 06:38
Linkhey hey no,
no self deprecation 😡🤬
what happened
samuel-seabury[OP]
28.01.2021 06:40
LinkIts unrelated to last post but I somehow burnt my face when I was trying to make toast and its bleeding
xenoblast
28.01.2021 06:54
Linkwash your face in not COLD but room temperature water,
then put bandaids on what's bleeding
samuel-seabury[OP]
28.01.2021 06:59
LinkOh I already did I'm just talking about how stupid I was that I managed to do that
xenoblast
28.01.2021 07:01
Linkthat's not stupid,
believe me I burnt hot chocolate and almost started a fire from it once
samuel-seabury[OP]
28.01.2021 07:02
LinkOne time I set the microwave on fire because I forgot to put water in my cup noodles
xenoblast
28.01.2021 07:03
LinkI microwaved and egg once
xenoblast
28.01.2021 07:03
Linkan**
samuel-seabury[OP]
28.01.2021 07:04
LinkI can cook, but not basic shit like instant ramen or toast apparently
samuel-seabury[OP]
28.01.2021 07:04
LinkWhat happened?
xenoblast
28.01.2021 07:05
Linkit exploded and my mom yelled at me 😭✋
samuel-seabury[OP]
28.01.2021 07:06
LinkThat sounds great lol
xenoblast
28.01.2021 07:07
Linkit wasn't THEN
but its funny as hell now
samuel-seabury[OP]
28.01.2021 07:08
LinkWell yeah lmfao
