why did the road cross the chicken? because the road was tired of being crossed so he don crossed the chicken W H E E Z E

Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry. Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely. Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it. What's the opposite of irony? Wrinkly. I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me. Got a PS5 for my little brother. Best trade I've ever done! What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people. I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust! When you die, what part of the body dies last? The pupils…they dilate. A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it.