"Why should I~?"

"Fine then, I've only got one person in mind anyway~"

(BIG SHIP WITH DAVE IS PANPRICE(Dave x Rupert), YOU DUMMY)

"But, he's offline so I can't have my fun with him..."

"Oh, you won't get away that easily~"

"Really?"

"I'll let you go anyway, because I've already had my fun with you~"

"Tah tah~"

(finally sees this .-.) "I've been waiting for you~"

"I said..." He pins Rupert to the wall. "I've been waiting for you~"

Dave chuckles a bit. "Why do you ask?~"

"Why don't you guess?~"

"No... But ever since that green glasses incident... I've been in need of something~"

Dave places his hand on Rupert's waist (oh Lord, I'm cringe AND descriptive)

"Shhh~ Don't yell... It'll only make this harder~" He rubs his hand in a circular motion, trying to make it pleasurable. (Now this reminds me of a smutshot I wrote on paper ;-;)

Dave looks startled for a moment. "You're not happy?" He chuckles a little. "Well, I'm going to have to fix that~" (yeeeee, ik how you feeeelll)

Dave leans his head down to Rupert's neck, kissing it gently. (I've had much practice on writing horny shit, and my descriptiveness is the result. ;-;)

Dave continues, despite on what Rupert said. (ME TOO OOOOO, REEEEEE.)

Dave holds the mark, growling a bit. "And why should I?~"

"I know you don't hate me~ How could you?~"

"Look at me..."

You can see the list in his eyes, but they're tinged with pain. "I can't help this..."

*lust

"How can I? You've got me like this~"

"You told me to... It's your fault, hun~" (WhEeZe, name teasing.)

"I'm turning against you~ I'd never do that to my partner~"

*I'm not

"Oh hun~ If you call the government, we're both in trouble~"

"I can eat you out if I need~"

*rat you out is what I meant ;-;

"And why would I do that, hun?~"

"C'mon, just help me this once~"

Dave go ✨Le smack✨ on forehead.

"Why would you shoot me?~"

"But I thought we were friends~"

He sighs, the lustful look not leaving his eyes. "Please, this once?"

"Thanks~" he goes back to pinning Rupert against the wall.

"What else would I mean by help?~"

"I mean help me~ With this extreme amount of ✨hornyness✨"

"Yeah~"

"So, can you help me?~"

"Good choice~" Dave continues kissing Rupert's neck gently

Dave chuckles. "Don't hide the fact that you love this~"

"Why, hun?~"

Dave chuckles again. "Oh, it isn't that bad~ Not yet, at least~"

"I'm going gentle, dummy~"

"And why?~"

"alright, fine~" he gives Rupert apple juice. (Where he get it from?)

"Now, let me continue uninterrupted~" he ONCE AGAIN continues, still gently.

"... Do you even know how this works?" Dave seems to just facepalm mentally.

"How can I calm when we just started?~"

Dave once again mentally facepalms.

"But I'm having fun~"

Dave seems to be hurt by those words, jolting back a bit. "O-Oh, I'm sorry..."

Dave backs up a little, pain showing in his body.

He sighs...

Dave seems sad, yet he doesn't want to show it.

Dave is silent

"You can leave, y'know." I'm not stopping you."