gm, lemme rate your pickup li-
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Shade-Is-Russian 
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27.01.2022
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Shade-Is-Russian[OP]
27.01.2022 19:02
Linkgive me your best pick up lines, and I'll rate them
I'd like to be your vanilla creme, to your Vanilla Creme pie~
:p
Hey there, my names Aki, whats your name?
I dunno what that is. btw so uh.
oh ok.
I dunno I just give compliments to my lover of how amazing they are and kind and they just get embarrassed and flush.
i suck ass at these.
'if nothing is forever will you be my nothing?'
sob
hey are you single?
ready to become double? ( aka the first thing that came to my mind
"people say disneyworld is the best place ever, clearly they haven't stood next to you"
are you a controller because i wanna use you
just not in the way you think~
They say the sun is about 91 million miles away.
But mine here is just a call away <3
Yeah no this is why I’m single 💀 /hj