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Daniel Jin moon landing
UNDERANIM EPISODE 2!
Blue CatFish
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Wwyd (suf)
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07.05.2023
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cubic-thecube[OP]
07.05.2023 15:24
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cubic-thecube[OP]
07.05.2023 15:26
LinkYou walked into a room and saw mean lapis, but she was apparently drunk, so she didn't know what she was doing
cubic-thecube[OP]
07.05.2023 16:00
LinkShe saw you and started hissing.
*Red was happened to walk by, she stood and glared at her fearless*
"What are you doing, miss?"
*As sassy and mean as Red is, she is trying to be nice to people because of her boyfriend*
*mean lapis glances over* "where did I put the butter sauce again?"
"Butter sauce..?"
*Red feels.. slightly concerned. She can't tell if shes just being weird or just drunk*
*mean lapis sees the butter sauce bottle and starts biting the lid off, nice lapis who is mean lapis' gf and is watching car videos but noticed red*
"Uhm, sorry about that, I think my gf's drunk again.
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"welp, I better go help sort her out" *nice lapis smiles and gets up (revealing her two tails generated by her water kinesis), going towards mean lapis,
*Red felt.. nicer than before. She had never been nice to someone since she met Harry. She notices her two tails, and thinks they look pretty.*
*mean lapis carefully hugs nice lapis but suddenly kisses her in the nick of time, nice lapis was shocked and scared since she didn't see it coming*
*Red decides to have a sit down, she seems facinated for some reason*
"They're a nice couple."
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*nice lapis sits on the floor, her two water tails curled around her and she's shivering, not knowing what to do about it. Mean lapis paces a bit, muttering the lyrics of both "I am all of me" from shadow the hedgehog and "unknown from me" from sonic adventure 2*
*She just watches them. That's it. But she does hum a tune for a little bit after getting bored*
*mean lapis shouts at the clock while nice lapis covers her own non existent ears* "I AM NOT DRUNK!!!"
"Oh!"
*Red didn't have time to cover her ears, her ears was hurting slightly*
*Red manages to cover her ears on time, she looks at the clock confused. She remembers that mean lapis is drunk*
"Oh my.."
*mean lapis suddenly states at nice lapis' small breasts* " I wonder how many hotdogs I could fit up those".
*Red at this point has no clue what is going on*
"Hotdogs? What-?" *She said it to herself, so no one could hear*
*nice lapis started blushing, suddenly mean lapis tried to take nice lapis'clothes off, nice lapis started struggling in harassment*
*She covered her own eyes, she wouldn't want to look at someone taking their lovers clothes off.. right?*
*nice lapis escaped to the bathroom, mean lapis standed at the door* "come here, puppy puppy puppy" *nice lapis shouted at the door, directly speaking to mean lapis* "NO, I CAN'T HAVE YOU DOING THAT, NOT NOW!"
* mean lapis wondered to the front window and saw peridot and lapis fighting bluebird azurite* "Huh?"
*mean lapis seeing the site of the fight, was cured of her drunkness and sped towards to help defeat bluebird*
*Red got up and watched the fight. A boss theme was playing in her hear*
*nice lapis was playing the giant enemy spider theme remix on her phone* "I thought it would sound cool".
"That exact song is what was playing in my head.. of course it sounds cool."
*Red is filled with excitement*
"you wanna see something cool"
*Nice lapis pressed a button on her phone that made a robot come out* "I installed an app I made myself, I can use it to control this robot I made"
"Woaahhh.. thats actually really neat!"
*Red seems impressed, very impressed*
* nice lapis controls her robot and programs it to attack bluebird*
"Hoohle, yeah!"
*mean lapis uses chaos spear and spin attack on bluebird's evil army*
*nice lapis flies over into the battle and throws an evil soldier into another using her mouth*
"Grrref, grrref, ref"
*some evil soldiers caught each of the 4 heroes (lapis, peridot, nice lapis and mean lapis)*
*She stopped cheering, she fell silent. She's slowly thinking she has to fight to save them. She feels nervous, she never fought evil before.*
*Red then remembers that she had fought mushy, a powerful menace god before and won. She pulled out some kind of.. royal stick?*
*nice lapis was getting tortured by the evil soldiers*
"Gnaah, h-ififkfkfk-he-lp, kuof!"
*She eventually starts fighting the soldiers, thinking of her moves that her mother taught her before impact*
*lapis uses her hydrokenosis to torture the evil soldiers with water chains* "I'm prisoner no more!"
*mean lapis gone over kill and killed lots of evil soldiers then slapped bluebird in the face* "heh heh"
"Woah. I never knew my mother would actually help me with my fighting!"
*She keeps fighting*
*bluebird tried to do a skill method but failed* "oh shi-"
*Mean lapis beats bluebird up* "we're sonic heroes"
"honestly, it feels like I've been running my whole life"
*Lapis giggles* "not bad for a kid"
*Mean lapis chuckles* "mom, y-you are a litteral ripoff of a 2003 anime character"
*nice lapis started to watch stuff that's in appropriate for her gem age*
"Mmmm"
*Lapis leans over nice lapis' shoulder* "little ma'am, you are not watching that, how many times do I have to tell you?"
*Nice lapis gets angered* "welp lapis watches it, so why can't I?"
*Lapis gets angry* " well, she is 18000 and that's the age of consent for gems, you are 5000, still a minor"
*Nice lapis snarled* "ugh, fine".
*nice lapis started muttering cuss words, mean lapis leaned against the wall* "welp, there goes angry baby tailsist chan"
*She slowly stops giggling, realising.*
"You all are.. thousands of years old?"
"sure, humans can't live up to that age and still thrive but gems can, gems don't really age at all".
*Red just stood there. Shocked, shocked as hell. But she decides to calm down and try to forget that this ever happened*
"O-Okay then. What should we do now?"
*mean lapis blasts off into the distance using her super speed*
*nice lapis spams buttons on her phone* "CMON, NO, No *squeaky voice crack* NOOOO, I WANT BOOBAAAA, Y NO PORNZ!?!?!???"
*Red blinks and looks at what the hell she was even looking at*
"..What?"
*nice lapis switched off her phone* "grrr, only I get to look at my phone"
*nice lapis switched her phone on and she does more stuff but quietly this time* "*whispering voice* the one peice is real!"
*Red just blinks again. She doesn't know if she should just move on to her day or go with them*
*nice lapis started to look completely flattered as she continued to watch the MelieConieK suf lapis x futa nice lapis porn* "d-damn, that version of me sure is big, and hot, and h-horny"
*nice lapis continued to watch the porn video with a pleasured face*
"Yes"
*Red sneakily takes the phone and literally sees the porn*
"..Weirdo."
*nice lapis sighs* "just, don't tell anyone about what you saw on my phone"
*Red glares at Nice lapis for a moment.*
"I guess I won't tell anybody. I mean if you want privacy then have some privacy."
*Red slightly blushes, not out of romance but just how cute she is.*
"Woah.. you're so cute!!!"
*She embraces Nice Lapis with cuddles, most likely because shes cute I suppose, squealing with adorableness.*
*nice lapis started to blush and quietly in make cute dog noises*
*Red squeezes her slightly tight. She seems to be very excited right now! She slowly spins around but then she randomly trips over*
*Red tries to get up, but she couldnt. She realised that Nice Lapis is literally on top of her*
"..A little help?"
*Red gets up and wipes her dress to make sure theres no stains on it. She suddenly notices her crown fell off. She goes to pick it up*
*She picked up her crown and put it on, she turned around and just stared at nice lapis awkwardly*
*Red sits with nice lapis*
"Alright, uhh.. should we.. get to know eachother or something?"
"uhm..." *Nice lapis felt un, wrapping her two water tails up tighter*
"It's okay, I'm not g-gonna.. umm.."
*Red secretly blushes, filled with cuteness of course, but shes hiding it*
"I just want to know you better. My name is Red."
"i-i'm lapis, people call me nice lapis and ponytails and freckles but I like being called by lapis and nice lapis" *she started to unwrap her tails slowly, feeling better*
*Red smiles in a friendly matter. She feels greatful to getting to know nice lapis*
"Well its a pleasure to see you Lapis. Like I said, my name is Red. I was a princess until.. a tragedy happened."
"I am a lapis lazuli, a type of gem Pacifically ment to terraform."
"..Woah. That's really cool! I'm meant to be a spirit who takes the form of a regular human. I have other friends and enemies and theres probably even strangers like me."
"well, terraforming is kinda bad, it's basically destroying planets with water, all lapis'used to do it until Steven universe fixed it... With kindness."
"Steven universe..? With kindness? That Steven guy must be a very nice guy, right?"
*Red unexpectedly starts thinking about her dead parents, how they died and how she could've died with them if she hadn't escaped*
"a-are you ok d-did I say something wrong, are you hurt? I didn't mean to..."
*Nice lapis quietly sobs*
"N-No! It's not you."
*She gently hugs nice lapis*
"It's my family dying."
"I have been bullied by many strangers most likely because I'm weak, I look the way that I look the way I do, I'm pretty good at things like machinery, I wonder alone alot making me vulnerable and that I'm an easy bullying target"
"O-Oh dear.. I don't get why strangers would bully you. You seem like a very nice person to me."
*She feels (platonically) comfortable between herself and nice lapis*
Sometimes, I run away but most of the time my family and friends got my back.
"..That's good that your family and friends are on your side. I only have my fluffy boyfriend Harry. The others are pretty annoying.. especially Mushy, but he's dead for reals now. I used to date him before I found my and his age difference and the fact that he's EVIL."
*nice lapis smiled* "talking about real love interests, my girlfriend who people call mean lapis or curls she prefers mean lapis than the name curls, she is pretty cool, she's strong, fast, hot, has the need for speed, funny and quite the gem to support me, I grew up with her, we sometimes argue but we mostly love eachother equally"
"That's sweet, very sweet. I've seen girls with other girls before some time as a kid. It was illegal but.. at least I never told my parents I was bisexual during that time.. Because indeed I am! I'm sorry if this sexuality thing makes you uncomfortable.. some people are not so into it or don't like to talk about it.. but I enjoy discovering new things."
"I've always thought I was bi ever since I even discovered what it meant.."
"Mhmm.. considering that it was over like, 30 years ago. Only Gay, Bi, Transgender and Lesbian where knowledgeable around the time. Not to mention, illegal. It was pretty obvious, my family were also critically against LGBT. But once I found out I was bi, I kept it to myself."
*nice lapis lapis wags her two tails in excitement* "I've been working on my very own bi-plane!"
*nice lapis lapis tugs the cover off* "tadah! I call it the "sandstorm"!"
"i made it with the help of peridot, she taught me how to make a bi-plane"
"welp, I made it able to shoot homing missiles and I also made it easy to control by giving it's foot panels labels and a whole gaming controller designed control panel, it feels like I'm inside my own video game when controling it"
"..A video game?"
*Red is old fashioned.. sort of. So she doesn't entirely know the internet or video games. She knows what a TV is though.*
"it's kinda like a TV show except you control certain characters with a big simplistic remote called a controller"
"It also looks kind of fun as well.. Harry told me he plays 'Sonic the Hedgehog'.. apparenlty?"
*nice lapis gasped in excitement* "I know that game, infact, I know about the whole franchise!"
"I just know he's secretly a God" *nice lapis adorably holds her hands to her face, fists clenched with excitement*
"I am not a Christian I'm a tailsist and if you don't count tailsism as a religion then you could say that I'm an atheist, most of my family and friends are atheists and don't pray for Tails but are on his side"
"It's just that I committed to the religion. Tails loves a happy ending and so do I"
*nice lapis blushed while looking away, rubbing one arm with her other*
*Red looked up. She somehow felt a bit.. naughty. She sneakily snatches one of the mints and starts eating it*
"U-Uhh.. is this some kind of sexual ritual or something? Because this is creeping me out.."
*nice lapis stops* "I want to say I'm mentally ill, witch I'm not"
*Red is confused on how the hell she went from angry to bursting in tears of joy*
"I don't even know what I'm doing" *she stops, and started to get depressed* "I'm an idiot"
*nice lapis curls up into a Ball, having her two water tails wrapped around her like a blanket*
*She just looks at nice lapis with kindness in her eyes, happily (but gently and carefully) hugging her.*
"Just tell me when you want me to let go, okay?"
*She looked at her tails, she wanted to stroke them but she's not sure.*
"Hey, umm.. you don't mind if I stroke your tails for a little bit? It's fine if you don't want me to."
"O-Oh. I didn't expect a yes."
*Red gently touched one of her tails and stroked it carefully*
*She keeps stroking her.*
"Just let me know when you want me to stop, ok?"
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*She just kept stroking, eventually stroking the other tail*
"wow, it's good to stroke something after all these years."
*Red looked at nice lapis, and smiled. It reminded her of where Harry and Red first met and how she stroked his tail gently.. he doesn't let her do that anymore because of.. personal reasons, but she feels grateful for him.*
*nice lapis liked how this reminded herself of that time when it was cold and rainy and she was stuck in an alleyway with her gf who was warming her up, comforting her, petting her, keeping her safe and being there for her*
*Red just noticed, she thought it looked.. beautiful*
"Woah.. your gem is beautiful!"
"You're welcome!"
*She stopped stroking when she complimented her gem, she then goes back to stroking them*
"You seem to be enjoying this, huh.."
*She opened her eyes and looked at nice lapis, she waits a response so she could shut her eyes again*
*Red almost passed out from how cute her soft squeaks were, she accidentally squished her tail, thankfully it wasnt too hard. She accidentally squished it gently.*
*nice lapis blushed and froze for a minute, eyes wide and mouth small*
*she unfroze* "n-no, I just was a bit shocked but... I kinda liked.it"
*nice lapis felt an itch in her chest but decided to leave the itch alone*
*She strokes and squishes gently, she seemed to think nothing was wrong.*
*She just keeps going, nothing unusual. She does take a 30 second break from touching her tails though because of her wrists aching. She rubs them whilst taking a break*
"W-Well.. umm.. S-Should I- Uhh.. this is w-weird."
*Red doesn't know what to do anymore.*
"Should I.. keep rubbing?"
"Woah. You're really pleased with this. Has anyone even stroked you before..?"
*nice lapis felt the power, she couldn't help but moan*
"ah,oh, gnyah, mmhhphhh"
"Alright.."
*She stroked.. but a bit more harder and she squished a bit. She giggled.*
*Looking at her tails, Red starts wondering if she has a tail herself for.. some reason. She saw her father hide something from.. you know- his backside. She literally starts to clench her ass out of curiousity and in the process, accidentally stroke as hard as she could.*
*She immediately stopped*
"O-Oh GOD. DID I HURT YOU?"
*She felt worried*
"IM VERY SORRY IF I DID*
"I'm glad."
*She smiled, relieved. As she sighed in relief, all of a sudden a cat shaped tail with a heart shape pattern peeks within*
*She looked around and saw the damn tail*
"...YAY IM A HALF CAT JUST LIKE MY FATHER!!"
"..But besides from that, should I just continue.. rubbing?"
*Her tail wags*
*She continues rubbing nice lapis' tail, eventually rubbing the other one*
"There we go.."
*Her tail continues wagging*
*She smiles at nice lapis and wraps her tail around her, hugging her.*
"W-Well.. uhh.. I hope you dont mind if you'd touch mine as well? I'm quite curious.."
*She starts rubbing her tails more gently*
"U-Ughh. I dunno why but I feel like making strange noises."
*She kept calm however.*
"Well.. okay, sure I suppose.. why do I feel like you're gonna rub harder.."
"..Eh. Go for it."
*She doesn't know that her tail can be sensitive at times, especially when she feels down*
*Red looked away for a bit but was mumbling to herself.*
"H-Harder.."
*Those were the words that she was mumbling*
"Ahhhghhh.. hahhh.. oh goodnesshshhh..."
*Shes enjoying it a bit.. too much.*
"Ahhh..gahhhh.. yeasssshhhh.. m-morreeee!!"
*She felt.. really pleased*
"I guess it's when you're so pleasured about something embarrassing that you feel a bit guilty"
"I see now.. my mother never even told me a-about it. Please continue.."
*She smiled*
"Uhhh.. heh.. n-now what?"
*She started wrapping her tail on Nice Lapis'*
*She had already wrapped her tail around nice lapis', it pulled her a bit closer*
"..me too. Should we think about it?"
*She starts thinking. She flinches slightly whilst rubbing her tail against nice lapis*
"Hmmm.."
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(idk but still)
"n-nnnice.. lappisss.. dont stoppp..nggghhhiiii..."
*She shook slightly*
"Ahhhgffgg...oohhhghhhh...*
*She's slowly getting hornier. She doesn't realise whats going on anymore.*
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*She calms down, but then her boyfriend came over.*
Harry: "Red..?"
*He looked at the two.*
Harry: "..I didn't know you had a tail. Can I pet it?"
Red: "I..I'm already pampered enough."
*nice lapis started to head off* "I'm going to to fix and invent stuff with peridot to help my friends soon."
Red: "Oh, well see you later!"
Harry: "Who was that?"
Red: "..a friend."
Harry: "Okay?"
Harry: "So that's where you were? I've been worried about you.. you know that?"
Red: "Yea.. sorry for running off."
Harry: "Huh? Your tail is wagging?"
Red: "D-Dont question it."
*mean lapis decided to sit down on one of the wings of nice lapis'sandstorm bi-plane*
*mean lapis continued to mind her business And drinks her grape juice*
Harry: "Are you comfortable?"
Red: "Feels quite nice, considering you're a furry."
Harry: "S-Shut up."
Harry: "..Are you fine with me rubbing it?"
Red: "U-Umm.." *She looked away with her face red*
Harry: "You don't mind?"
Red: "I-I don't mind."
Harry: "You don't mind me getting a bit close too right..?"
Red: "Let me guess, heat season?"
Harry: "Suppose you could say that.."
*she whispered to herself, hoping that neither of them would notice* "woah"
*Harry got on top of her, and rubbed her tail*
Harry: "How are you liking it?"
Red: "O-Ohhh that's good. That's the spottt.."
*Harry eventually took Red's Princess skirt off*
Red: "O-Oh, you're trying to get naughty..?"
Harry: "It's heat season, duh."
Harry: "So, I hope it won't hurt."
Red: "I-I'm sure it won't hurt, I don't even know what it feels like.."
Harry: "Today's your lucky day!" *Harry had pulled down his shorts."
*mean lapis quietly hid herself so it was less easy to find her*
*He kept satisfying Red, she never felt so much pleasure in her life*
"H-Harder! Aghhh!"
*Harry eventually came inside Red. He let her rest whilst he gets her skirt and corset on*
"Ughhh.. now I want to know what wolf p*nis tastes like.."
*mean lapis was thinking that the hiding place was working well"
*Harry gently pulled Red's hair and lets her give it her all (as in sucking his d*ck)*
*Red was pretty much sucking his d*ck, she pulls down her princess crop top (or whatever its called lol) and just kept sucking, slapping them together to arouse Harry*
*Harry eventually came again, Red swallowed most of it, the rest dripped on her breasts*
Harry: "You're desperate."
Red: "I-I know"
Harry: "Hm. You want me to-"
Red: "Y-Yess.. please do."
*Harry sat down with red and gave her a boobjob*
Harry: "Does it feel nice?"
Red: "Don't ask questions overwise I'll make it last longer."
Harry: "If you insist."
Red: "M-More.."
Harry: "Ahh.. I suppose I could give you more."
*He went faster, he held Red's hips to stablize her. She looked like she was going to squirm*
*mean lapis thought that they didn't notice that she was there but she still stayed in hiding just to be sure and incase they might hear her, even though she is awfully silent*
*Once Harry came, he felt like someone was watching them*
Harry: "You wanna finish with a little squirt?" *He said as he rubbed his d*ck*
Red: "Of course. Why so quickly?"
Harry: "W-We could continue later but I feel like someone's watching us. I trust my gut, y'know babe."
Red: "Oh, you think?"
Harry: "Y-Yea.."
*mean lapis felt that she might get caught out so she silently hid herself even more*
Harry: *He came on her breasts and put his pants back on* "I'll go check, okay?"
Red: "A-Alright." *She replied after putting her top back on*
*mean lapis stayed silent as if she didn't exist and Stiller than anything she ever known*
*Harry was smart enough to find Mean Lapis in her hiding spot* "I'm not stupid, I knew you were there the entire time."
"Holy sh it" *she finally felt the urge to move and could move again, she boosted away with super speed*
*He looked at her directions*
Harry: "Oh. Well, should we explore?"
Red: "Honestly, of course."
*They both came in around a couple seconds*
Red: "You're fast for a furry."
Harry: "Oh, shut up.. wait, isn't that the girl who was hiding moments ago?"
Red: "..Oh!"
Red: "Why is she just there.. dozing off?"
Harry: "I think she's dizzy." *He picked mean lapis up and tried to find someone*
*mean lapis is quite heavy, considering the excessive exercise she does* "wooaah it's out of whack"
*Harry could handle it, he is a strong one after all."
Red: "I think you should take her to a someone she may know?"
Harry: "That would be fine and dndy."
*Eventually they found someone, it could be anyone*
Red: "Excuse me but, is this your friend? If so then she must've bumped into a lampost nearby and she's feeling dizzy."
*lapis started coming closer* "poor lapis, I don't know why she gets into these situations but she does it anyways, despite my many warnings to her"
Red: "Oh dear.. she's been in these specific situations before?"
Harry: "She even watched 2 people have sex before?"
Red: "Harry."
Harry: "I-I'M SORRY?*
*lapis sighs, but suddenly realised red* "you're that girl who helped us in that fight, right?"
Harry: "You can fight?"
*Red gave Harry a blank stare, he knew he ****ed up*
Harry: "Red I-"
Red: "No need to apologize. But yes, I am."
"anyways, she looks like she's in a deep confusion... It would be sad to see her go"
"imma take her to peridot, she'll know what to do" *lapis lazuli seemed that she could kind of get mean lapis to places*
Harry: *He nudged Red's shoulder* "Yo, you wanna continue now or?"
Red: "Uhh, continue what?"
Harry: "You don't remember?"
Red: "..Oh wait, I can now. Should we do that in your treehouse after all this mayhem? I feel like staying here for a bit."
Harry: "If you say so, I don't mind or care."
*bismuth started Pacific around the Room singing "fly into freedom" from sonic adventure*
*Harry noticed Bismuth, and glared at them, hyped. Red looked at Harry, curious and then at Bismuth. She wasn't bothered.*
*bismuth started dancing while humming the tune, her face filled with joy for the tune*
*Harry bopped his head, he was enjoying it.*
Red: "You can dance if you wanna."
*yellow pearl was trying to sleep, her face scrunched up like a peice of scrunched paper*
*Harry immediately started dancing, lip syncing to the song Bismuth was singing. Meanwhile, Red just stood and smiled.*
*jasper shouted her mouth out* "STOP SINGING!" *The gems fell silent*
*Harry kept on dancing, not knowing that its silent*
Red: "U-Uhh.. Harry?
*jasper murmured to herself softly*
"what is wrong with people these days"
*Harry stopped dancing, he looked confused*
Harry: "What's going on? Why is everything quiet?"
*bluebird swooped in* "everybody shut up now, sh-shut up shut up, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!!!"
"Steven universe is a fu cking bi tch, he took down my post about dumb frenzy's and he said that no pearls could be owned, WHAT THE ACTUAL FU CK?"
*Harry looked at bluebird and then at Red. He looked back and fourth, he was confused. He had no idea who Steven was, so did Red but she didn't care nonetheless*
*Harry gave them a side eye. He then wonders off to locate where this 'Steven' is without Red's knowledge*
"I am an evil baby" *bismuth interrupted her speech* "NOBODY CARES!!!"
*Red looked at where Harry was before.. but he wasn't there.*
Red: "H-HARRY?"
*I cant find Harry anywhere! I swear I saw him next to me a moment ago..."
"let's calm down and have a think, I'm sure he couldn't of gone that far"
"yes, follow me" *bismuth started speed running and parkouring to Steven's beach house*
*Red followed her, she strugged to find Bismuth but she did get there at the end* "Hello? Harry?"
*Red eventually finds Harry*
Red: "Harry!"
*Harry was looking for a 'Steven'*
Harry: "Huh? Red?"
*bismuth started to look in the main part and finds garnet, amethyst, pearl and Steven*
*Harry ends up carrying Red for some reason and finding Bismuth and the others*
Harry: "Oh look!"
Red: "I swear to god this is even worse than being kicked in the chest."
Harry: "How?"
Red: "It just is."
Red: "I found Harry, and he's now carrying me around."
Harry: "It's fun!"
*Red throws herself off Harry and goes over to Pearl to introduce herself*
"I'm Red, pleased to meet you!"
*Red smiled.*
Harry: "Uhh, do you know a random guy named Steven around here?"
"oh, he's right there" *she pointed to Steven who was at the fridge*
*Red stopped Harry from going anywhere and confronted Steven*
"Greetings.*
"So, my friend kind of wanted to see you but I'm not really comfortable with it soo uhh.."
"His name was mentioned in some kind of announcement from someone about insulting you I believe?"
*Harry inturrupted*
Harry: "YOOO IT'S STEVEN!!!"
Red: "Yeaa.. thats my
boyfriend."
Harry: "Hello!!!"
Red: "He was the one looking for you."
Harry: "Are you a bad person? You seem to be good."
"I don't think I am, I helped lots of people in the past, fixing big problems. It's usually my mom who made problems, she used up her gem to make up me and I had to clear up the mess she made"
Harry: "Called it! He's nice! That stupid shortie gem guy was lying!"
Red: you mean bluebird?
Harry: "..I guess?"
"I gotta explain..." *Steven explained why bluebird hates him and that she's a fusion of aquamarine and eyeball (ruby)*
"welp, if she's going to cause harm, there will be people stopping her, and I'm one of them"
*bismuth started to chat with pearl, they seemed to be enjoying their chat*
Harry: "Soo, uhh.. question. Do you have any friends and CAN I SEE THEM!!!"
Red: *She facepalmed* "Oh for ****s sake harry.."
"sure, I'll invite you to them" *Steven showed red and harry his friends and stopped at some places in beach city along the way*
*Harry had a lot of fun introducing himself, but Red looked a bit grumpy*
Red: "That was boring."
Harry: "At least we both didn't get bored from.. y'know?" *He clicked his tongue and did a sexual sign using his hands*
Red: "HARRY.. I SWEAR TO GOD!"
Red: "Ugh, at least HE'S innocent TO NOT KNOW WHAT SEXUAL STUFF ARE!"
Harry: C-CALM DOWN AND JOKIN'.."
*Red just went over to a nearby rock and sat on it, fidgeting with her crown for some reason.*
*Red decided to watch her run around, she kept fidgeting with her crown*
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*Eventually Red stopped giggling.. she cheered up quite a lot.*
"Phew.. I feel better now.."
*Steven called amethyst's name and amethyst stopped, Steven giggled a tiny bit* "you don't have to circle me" *amethyst gives out a nice smile* "heh, I know I know, it's just that I'm in that moment of warming up for a great run, ya know?"
*amethyst hugs Steven* Steven: "woah woah, calm down, take it easy" amethyst: "heh heh, okay!"
*She giggled.*
Red: I'm quite curious on who that girl is at this point.. a friend? His girlfriend..? Hmmm..
*amethyst gone running towards pearl* amethyst: "DOG PILE" pearl: "gwauauh!"
*Red watched them happily, thinking about who the hell these people are.*
*amethyst hugs pearl tightly* pearl: "amethyst, now is not the time-" amethyst: "I love you, pearl" *amethyst softly kissed pearl's cheek* pearl: "o-oh"
*Red smiled gracefully, she knows whats going on and who they are now. Harry walked in*
Harry: "Hey, Red!"
Red: "Hello!!!" *She hugged Harry, excited.*
Harry: "Woah, you cheered up like, A LOT!"
Red: "Mhmm! And it's thanks to Garnet!!!"
Harry: "Who should we talk to next?"
Red: "Hmmm.." *She thinks for a moment* "I-D-K."
Harry: "Wow, Red. You're soooo smart." *He replied with a sarcastic tone*
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Harry: "Should we talk to them?"
Red: "If we ask them of course!"
*They confronted the pair*
Red: *Ahem* "Hello, I'm Red and this is Harry." *She said politely, pointing directly to Harry*
Red: "We just wanted to have a convosation with you two."
Harry: "Yeah, I guess."
Red: "Good for you two!"
Harry: "At least you never licked pussy before."
Red: "Harry. Stop."
Red: "SO sorry about my boyfriend, he's very.. fruity and makes horny jokes at times.."
Harry: "Meanwhile you don't have sexual humor."
Red: "That's because you're always horny."
*Red giggled. Red had weird sense of humour*
Red: "That was so unexpected.. haha!"
Harry: "That wasn't funny."
*amethyst has a bit of a lie down while pearl questions her sanity in her mind*
Red: "Well that's fine, your sense of humour must be interesting, yes?"
*Red comfortably gave Pearl a soft hug*
...
*Meanwhile Harry is being an idiot*
Red: "Sooo, what should we do?"
Harry: "Have a foursome."
Red: "HARRY."
Red: "YOU BETTER STOP MAKING THOSE JOKES!"
Harry: "After the fact that we literally had sex? no way!"
*Red was really embarrassed from what Harry said*
Red: "S-Shush, at least I don't look like a furry!"
Harry: "E-... Excuse me?"
*Harry and Red eventually started to argue, they've never argued before...*
*pearl got up* pearl:"c-calm down, I don't want a fight to happen, we already had enough fighting for over the years'
*Red and Harry growled at eachother before turning away from eachother*
*amethyst finally stopped laughing and pearl turned towards her* pearl:"amethyst, I can't believe you laughed through this all" amethyst:"welp, you know what they say, once I start laughing I can't stop"
*Red giggled a little*
Red: "Why am I laughing.."
Harry: "..." *Harry just walked away*
*amethyst winked at pearl, the confused pearl as she didn't know why amethyst winked at her or even wink at all*
Red: "So, now what?"
*Red felt a bit better, she looked at the 2 gems*
*amethyst put pearls hand on her head as if she wanted pearl to pet her or something*
*Red looked at the two, she was convinced they liked eachother, she didn't say anything though...*
Garnet:"time to check on the pancakes" *garnet goes to check how the pancakes where doing*
*the pancakes where burnt*
Garnet:"whoops, must've got lost in time"
*Steven realised that if bluebird was back then people could get seriously hurt or worse die, he turned into pink Steven and ran as fast as he could stop her*
Bismuth:"just thinking how I might speedrun sonic 3 and knuckles in the gamesfest tomorrow"
Bismuth:"I've gotta test really good strats if I wanna win first place"
*Red looked at Bismuth for a moment before speaking again*
Red: "You look colourful," *She said politely* "And very pretty! I love your hair too!"
Red: "Can I touch your hair?"
*The way she responded was unexpectedly curious and a bit awkward.*
*Red kept on feeling Bismuth's hair, she started to admire and compliment Bismuth's hair*
*Red then tidied her hair, she did make a little mess on it. She brushed and untangled it. Eventually she finished*
Red: "there you go!"
Red: "You're most certainly welcome!"
*Red gave Bismuth what seemed to be a rainbow hair clip*
"For you!"
*Red smiled at Bismuth for a while, it got a little awkward..*
Red: "W-Well, uhh.. I'm gonna go now, see you later!"
*Red took a double take at Garnet, she wasn't really fazed as she gently twisted her head back around.*
*mean lapis glances up* "wait, this is not what happened 1000 years ago"
*mean lapis was hanging out in the kitchen and was drunk, hissing when she realised someone was there*
