NO DON'T GO FIND LANA

ok you can do it

ok

*moans*

*moans loudly*

mum said i couldn’t watch rated r films

WAIT NEVERMIND IM CALLING HIM

I THOUGHT I KIDNAPPED YOU— *grabs bag, knife and rope* GET IN THE BAG, OR I WILL CALL THE FBI

/i stare in shock, as if he sliced me in half/ IM ACTUALLY A SECRET FBI AGENT AND I WILL GET YOUR ASS IN JAIL—

oi, I’m here, chill Hello, Mr. Bowser, we have gotten a shit ton of reports on you, we have heard that you have done the following,, 1.) make a 13 year old girl fangirl over your hot ass antropormorphic cat 2.) call swiper your daddy You have broken a shit ton of rules young man, and I’m going to have to sentence you for some jail time. -winston/swiper/staarchip’s fourth account, Senior FBI Agent

Also Swiper, im going to have to sentence you for some jail time. -winston

*handcuffs you* *yeets both of you to jail*

awwwww maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn

no— my babies—

also FBI agent can you shut the up— “make a 13 year old girl fangirl over your hot ass antropormorphic cat ” i hate myself so much :^)

are u gonna stab me?

. w.

idk

pronz bc I asked u the weirdest question ever when I was sleepy

prob*

OH THANK GOD, DONT GO TO THE PROJECT OF URS THAT HAS 60 COMMENTS

Wait, oh crap I bet ur gonna look at it

ACK

Its not dirty but still

The question, it was a comment

ugh:

yeeaaahhh, forget about all dat. when im tired my body goes like: "Oh im tired...huh okay time to be in: "the drunk zone" I call it like that bc I cant control my self

ya

but the coconut part is true