no, this is one of my alts

awwwww maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn

/i stare in shock, as if he sliced me in half/ IM ACTUALLY A SECRET FBI AGENT AND I WILL GET YOUR ASS IN JAIL—

I THOUGHT I KIDNAPPED YOU— *grabs bag, knife and rope* GET IN THE BAG, OR I WILL CALL THE FBI

oh boy, we have a few kids to steal *snatches everyone who commented on this anim except me ofc*