MIKA!!?! ARE YOU OKAY WHAT DO YOU NEED!?!? HOW MAY I ASSIST, I'LL GIVE YOU A HEAD CANNON

what a fvcking b1tch ngl she has to have -iq bc a B- is still a passing grade. infact it's average for math to be honest. you didn't deserve that tbh. but yeah, how may i assist?

mk mk mk whatcha want to chat about i would offer a headcannon to start some goofy allabrate (mia can't spell moment-) joke but if you wanna chat about our days and what not i'm down-

erm okay okay- ngl, i'm making this up as i go because my brain has been starved of ideas, most of them sex joke related. it just makes me giggle, uhm here let me think-

uhm, kevin has a sex tape, well security footage of when him and mika went at it at his job in the break room on the couch, and uhm, he watches it when he's alone he also doesn't like me but why will be explained in a sec- mk so he beats his meat to that- que me, uhm normally he locks the break room door, which he thought he did (he didn't) and i burst down the door to see the tape on the flor and this man just laying there, pants unzipped and everything, i was unfortunately flashed </3 then uhm, i grab the tape and play it and i get flashed again <<<///3333 so uhm, I kinda just take the tape and go, then decide to be a dick about it and agressively ring the bell at the counter, erm he wakes up, gets himself situated and goes to see what's up so we make this deal okay, he gives me free candy, and i don't expose him of his dirty secrets, i mean, i kinda had him at his neck, with mika's height in size i could of told the police she was a minor, or just showed mika the thing (not doen typing-)

and with his thing with the police (the candy dealer inncident) i figured it wouldn't be hard to get this man locked up and yeah he just gives me free candy while i threaten him with a sex tape, and in comclusion, he hates my fvcking guts <3

:3

it's literally my life's purpose/gen no need to thank me