I prefer to be crushed with stones.

Oh really? Okay.

Okay.

Be hip and trendy and you too can be a cool kid.

Understandable. I'm the type of idiot that jumps at the chance at any affection, even from thoughts I don't know very well. I've never been in a relationship that was proclaimed to be so, I'm just a noob.

The only "relationship" thing I had been in overlapped me questioning my sexuality and whatnot so I'm sort of careful about things now. I'm too slow and end up brushing people off I feel like. And then they leave and I'm just like "wait whut".

Insert sweating because I feel like I'm probably a clingy cunt. Tbh I only asked this question because a lot of times I feel like I'm boiling over with affection for somebody that doesn't exist, and if I can't get the feelings out they just sort of sit there rotting. Oh oh that quote from twilight explains it I think "in love with the idea of being in love" or something.

Oof when I think of myself as clingy I think it as I want to be able to talk to the person often and just sort of get worried they'll up and leave me. Awhile ago I got paranoid of people secretly disliking me or that they would abandon me and I'm not sure what triggered it.

It's hard to imagine being cheated on what would possess someone to cheat on someone else? At the least if they start feeling feelings for someone else they should have a normal break up instead of hiding it and being weird and sneaky.

Aw I've hit a wall. Now I don't know what to say.

*sobs in awkward*

Frantic thinking of a topic to talk about because I have nothing to do I got a bunch of chocolate yesterday. Do you like chocolate?

Oh. Do you like milk chocolate, dark chocolate or white chocolate? I prefer dark chocolate because it's so rich that it lasts longer.

My favorite chocolate is milk chocolate filled with soft creamy caramel...but I haven't had anything like that since christmas when I got one caramel filled chocolate. I like caramel in general.

The typos are starting to make this more entertaining. Now imagining a deer eating chocolate for some reason.

Oh Hmm. Never heard it said like that. Now I've messed things up h

zero slash slash slash zero

What does "eh U////U" mean?

What is the longest help

I accept the first answer, my dick is the longest. So long I can't find it. Although you're like with that one dude right?

Deadslayer84

R.I.P

Oof.

period slash slash slash period

Well yeah we had that funky weird relationship for a bit but I was like 10 and really awkward and then I was like "shit I'm transgender whut" and backed out like a scared animal.

Understandable have a good day.

My seven year old child. *sobs*