Florf was a baby and he still had his swag. But, he only got those when he was born and we don't really need to talk about that. But what we do need to talk about is Florf's mom. Florf's father died and his mom was the only one there for him. He had no other sisters or brothers, only his mom. So while they tried to enjoy life, they couldn't find food. It was hard to live. So, one day some people found them and those people happened to be dog haters and they wanted to catch dogs and leave them in the desert to die. The dog haters put the caught dogs near area 51. The dog haters caught Florf and his mom and took them to the desert. They were starving. A day after they were abandoned at the desert, the area 51 raid began. There was smoke everywhere and people running in all directions. Florf was confused and worried. The two were then separated. The last time Florf ever saw his mother, she was hit by a bullet. The body of his mother then disappeared. The day after the raid, a nice person found Florf and took him