This is a good answer

I would also steal some SECRET documents in there

as secret as my internet history?

Agreed

Well... I do own guns sooo... Heres all the weapons in meh home.. Axe x2 40lb axe x2 M4 ar10 semi Pump action shotgun 3 shells 22savage 45 pistol Bow and arrow x2 Hatchet Ammo in shed, attic and basement. Metal bat x4 Chainsaw Machete Sea knife x16 Henry Mossberg And...i think that's it. Soo.. Don't come to my house unless you want to be fwends ^w^..warning ⚠ don't expect a warning shot, ammo is expensive...nah its cheap I just could care less who u r, you break in you die or run away. Those are your options :D

Oh and ill protect mum...don't lay a finger on meh mum -^-