he "borrowed" an infent
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--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 19:51
LinkDid you just kidnap another child-
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 19:52
Linkpumpkin: no i borrowed them i would not steal a child
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 19:53
LinkSays the one who literally stole a child 1-2 hours ago.
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 19:54
Linkpumpkin: his parents didn't even want him i did them a favor
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 19:55
LinkOkay fine. What about this one? Did you ask their parents if you could "borrow" them?
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 19:56
Linkpumpkin: of course i asked to borrow their child
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 19:57
Link¬_¬
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 19:57
Linkpumpkin: what?
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 19:57
LinkAnd they just let you take the child?
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 19:57
LinkI doubt that.
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 19:58
Linkpumpkin: well of course they let me take the kid jaut had to fill out some papers
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 19:58
Link...you adopted a child?
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 19:59
Linkpumpkin: yes
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 20:00
Link...you...
...adopt...
...child...?
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:00
Linkpumpkin: yes why is this surprising?
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 20:01
Link...the child is gonna become a psychopath-
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:02
Linkpumpkin: i went to fill out form to become the kid's legal guardian so i decided to adopt another child
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 20:03
Link...another?
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:04
Linkpumpkin: when i said kid i meant the kid i stole but then got to keep
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 20:05
Link...wait where's the kid?
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:06
Linkpumpkin: he's in his room right now
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 20:07
LinkHe- he has a room?
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:08
Linkpumpkin: well it's more like the best unoccupied space in my house but yes he has a room
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 20:11
Link...uhhh yeah...while we're talking about your house...uhhh...I...Kinda...
Sorta...Burnt down your kitchen with a flamethrower...
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:12
Linkpumpkin: ......
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:13
Link... you better have 500 dollars cause your paying for that
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--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 20:13
LinkWell goodbye savings.
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:14
Linkpumpkin: anyway are we going to name the infant?
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--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 20:15
Link...why do I have to name it?
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:16
Linkpumpkin: i mean we don't have to but it would be better than calling both of them kid
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 20:17
Link...well you don't wanna trust me with this child's name
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:18
Linkpumpkin: okay i'll call him lucas
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--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 20:20
LinkLucas. I guess his nickname is...Muffin slip.
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:20
Linkpumpkin: okay so i guess kid has a little brother now
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--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 20:21
Link*inhale* if you mess up with this child. I will literally throw you out of a window.
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:22
Linkpumpkin: good luck with that i'm heavier and stronger than i look
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 20:23
LinkListen I'll take off my glasses and shove them down your--
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 20:23
LinkAAAAND I FORGOT THERE WAS A CHILD HERE--
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:23
Linkpumpkin: message recived
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:24
Linklucas: goo
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 20:25
LinkOh my god he's adorable-
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 20:25
Linkpumpkin: your right
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 21:17
LinkPff- I'm always right!
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 21:23
Linkpumpkin: your still paying for the kitchen man
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--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 21:27
LinkAwh...dang it...
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 21:28
LinkI thought you forgot about that...
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 21:28
Linkkid: hey dad the infant's crying
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 21:29
Linkpumpkin: i wouldn't forget that you burnt down my kitchen
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 21:33
LinkPUMPKIN- THE CHILD IS CRYING.
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 21:33
LinkGo take care of your kid.
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 21:36
Linkpumpkin: okay okay i'll go take care of the child
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 21:39
Link...has kid eaten anything?
--Weirdo--
14.09.2020 21:45
LinkI'll take that as a no.
inksplatthefox[OP]
14.09.2020 23:40
LinkPumpkin: yeah no
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