My mom likes too steal my battery too my computer cuz shes a ***** and she was like its in my room but its midnight i do it ****ing anyways and try too find it it wasnt there and my was in the garage when she said it was midnight so she came back in and i was LIKE F^CK so i was going behind the door they talked in shit THEN my dad came in AND SOMEHOW DIDNT ****ING SEE ME I WAS LITEARLY FREAKING TF OUT he turned off the lights and left the door cracked and i was like holy shit and he started making out with my mom and shit i ran too the garage door as soon as he did OPENING THE DOOR AND RAN

I AM TRAMATIZED