nothing will be able to match the joy of drawing twisted dandy with the most grotesque unsettling design and most horrifically unbalanced game mechanics that the devs would shit themselves trying to code and players would shit themselves more trying to survive

HES SO ****ING BORING. they couldve done more with him, honestly. i know hes meant to be slow as balls to match him oneshotting u and the very large hitbox but like. cmon. imagine how terrifying he would be if he just started running at u full speed like a horse and leaping at u. especially in a blackout? oh naw. id shit myself. but itd actually make it a challenge to get dandy research and make him more of a threat to actually buy things from his shop

i dont necessarily want him to be a team-wiper like pebble usually is but like. i need him t be less of a bigback and more of a predatory animal yk yk

thanks for coming to my tedtalk

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