Once i went to a community center and there was a sugar-cookie decorating booth and it tasted ok but it smelled terrible like hand-me-down socks that were worn by people who had 4 dogs and was washed only once it smelled so bad and ya now dont eat strange-smelling sweets (Not that you smell strange, but i dont wanna eat human-flavored bday cake)

Human flovered with organ ice cream and tripple-blood filling

Its gormet human-flavored Birthday cake