Paul: DON’T TOUCH ME AYE, be nice to b.m >:<

Paul: *yeets you off him* EEEP B.M!!! *le run after you* Alastor: *catches you* *outta breath* JYTGHGkJTYgKYYTIU thx al

Alastor: np, b.m are you okay????

Alastor: aww..*hugs you*

Alastor: aww.. Paul yeeted him, i go beat Paul’s ass *le marches away*

Alastor: Paul is a b*tch, isn’t he, b.m

Alastor: aww, *le huggies you*

Alastor: it shall be okay

Alastor: i promise *hugs you*

Alastor: want…chimken?

Alastor: uhh, no. *snaps and the man has died and picks you up*

Alastor: that man, was bad, he goin’ to hell

Alastor: *hugs you*

Alastor: *holding you so you can;t move* paul Paul: what..I’m not helping you Alastor: yes you will! *tilts his head and controls paul* Paul: ….

Alastor: get him… Paul: *eyes are completely black, and dashes towards the van*

Paul: *is next to the van, and kicks the van into a mountain*

Paul: *the man sees a tall, dark figure approaching the van that has now crashes*

Paul: *dashes to the man and you, bites the man’s head off and eats it, takes you and is now normal again* wtf just- EW WHY ALASTOR!!! Alastor: oh! Thank you! *takes you*

Paul: IYUGKhYKUTgyLYKUGyUTF Alastor: oh please, you secretly love everyone UwU *hugs you* Paul: WHAT, NO I DON’T

Alastor: yeeees you do UwU Paul: UYhuGKTYugKTYugyHKYtjyFgkYUTf

Alastor: and the sad thing is, he doesn’t have one! XD Paul: i don’t need love, *gags* ew, just ew

Paul: N.O.

Alastor: PFFT Paul: no *le makes you let go and vanishes* Alastor: dang it

Alastor: it was fun while it lasted tho, right?

Alastor: oh hell no! *holds on to you like it’s the end of the world of something*

Alastor: *still holding you* NO

Alastor: make you what? Happy? Ik

(I don’t mind) Alastor: nope ^^

Alastor: n o *takes you back*

Alastor: No *catches you*

Alastor: *takes you back* no

Alastor: *runs after sugnib*

Alastor: *le jumps off the cliff as well and grabs you*

Alastor: *le eyes turn to clocks and shoots himself and you in le air*

Alastor: *is in le air far away from le ground* you okay?

Alastor: *hugs you* aww…

Alastor: shall be okay

Alastor: i promise ^^

Alastor: ^^ *hugs you and falls back to earth*

Alastor: you are safe uwu

Paul: i wasn’t, but great idea!

Paul: *laughs* HgYgufyRCJTUgFYjrt stupid paul UnU

NUUU Paul: great! And while you’re at it, I’ll yeet this shit outta existence! *yeets me off a cliff*

Paul: three, two…one >:) *panda has left life*

Paul: k byyyyyeeee! Alastor: NOPE

Paul: so? I like pizza Alastor: it’ll mess up that crusty musty fur of yours paul Paul: WHAT

Paul: oh, I honestly thought i was looking at the shit covered pizza, ig i was wrong Alastor: WHAT Paul: literally, thought you two were the slices! Alastor: ***** AYE, they are beautiful, unlike you >:^ Paul: WTF

Yes, i defend frens, i ain’t got time to die if frens are being bullied Alastor: wait you died O>O Paul: I’m going crazy

*LE YEETS PAUL AWAY*

>:>

Alastor: well damn OUO

Sure, I’ll die a million times but otay :3

Hoi :3

Yes :D

Paul: cause

Paul:*no reaction*

Paul: why I’m angry? I ain’t tellin’ you nothing Paul is an angry goat man

paul: dammit! Little shit is back *kicks me into the next century*

Paul: UnU

Paul: DON’T TOUCH ME Thx, also…srry bout paul ;w;

Paul: *Hisses*