Sammy: And this cool paintbrush ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I'll for sure use it on someone... Random piece of butter on the table: Oh no oh no oh no Sammy: Maybe this piece of butter over here! I'll spread it nice and even on a slightly burnt piece of toast. Yum Yum. Random piece of butter on the table: AAA NOOOO Sammy: Picks up "Paintbrush" Random piece of butter on the table: HELP ME! PINEAPPLE HELP! ORANGE HELP! SOY SAUCE, HEEELP! Pineapple: Will do buddy. *Rolls to the ground and hits Sammy* Soy sauce: Same! *Spills on Sammy* Orange: What can I do... I got it! *As Sammy stands up, Trips her* Sammy: Oh for god's sake! Now I'm all wet and broken and- *Looks at her right hand* AHHHHHHHH I STABBED MYSELF! *Runs to the E.R. Random piece of butter on the table: Thanks, guys! I guess we'll live to see another day!