sal: ur father is going insane... ronnie: HAHAHAHHA

ronnie: HAHAAAA WHOO LETS FUC.KING GOO sal: ronnie please our kid is here

ronnie: I USED TO BE A MALE STRIPPER sal: yeah he's insane--WAIT RONNIE WTF?!?!

ronnie: :DD I WORKED AT A PLACE CALLED THE LUSTY LEOPARD sal: ayo??? ronnie: im still good on the pole actually

ronnie: whats what??

ronnie: *picks you up like a baby* dont scream i have ears that are really sensitive sal: he really does

ronnie: thank you *slightly purrs* sal: hehe aww ronnie~ ronnie: stop stop stop stop it sal stop

ronnie: stop stop stop stop *very clearly flustered* sal: hehehe aw ronnie dont be embarrassed

ronnie: no stop >///< sal: ha

ronnie: eghhh sal: ronnie's very embarrassed we should probably leave befor he flips out

sal: say u wanna go to the park?

sal: yey less go!

sal:*teleports y'all* ???:sal?..sal keener?

sal: kali?.. kali: hi wat-whos that? sal:my son kali: SON!?!

sal: kali?.. kali: hi wat-whos that? sal:my son kali: SON!?!

kali: hi kid i didnt know your father was straight sal: oh no im still gay as ever i adopted him right kiddo?

sal: :) yeah im still a fruit loop kali: it was nice seeing you i gotta run though sal: ok bye bye so bm did u like her shes nice right

sal: yee she's ur other aunt ronnies ACTUAL sister

sal: YAAYAYYAY you think ronnies better now i miss him :(

sal: well lets go see *yall go back* ronnie: *taking his meds* medicine whooo

ronnie: wassup my besties sal:wassup ronnie

ronnie:....i...have...No clue sal: *face palming*🤦

ronnie: im clueless but you are an adorable kid good job kiddoe im proud!

ronnie: :) of course kid

fanks they're fun to draw but i never thought that i was to good at it

it means a lot!

why did the scarecrow get a promotion? HE WAS OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD (im great at dad jokes btw)

sorry...

oh????

no u aren't ur my friend from hell

:)