Valentines's day began in acient Rome when women would line up to be whipped, beaten, and sodomized by naked men Because they were told it would make them fertile Oh, and then on two separate years of the same day good ol' February 14th two different men (Both with the name St. Valentine) Were brutally and publicly executed by the Roman emperor for their beliefs In order for the Roman Catholic Church to be made an example of Isn't that FUN 🙃 And then, the smae blood-filled day was later romanticized by William Shakespear And then later it was adopted as a "day of love" in the western world So while you're out buying your loved one a fuzzy pink bear to exspress how much you love them one day a year Just know the holiday you're celebrating comes from a bloody, sadistic, and sado-masochistic starting point 🙃