he looks like a little virus i want to stomp on him so bad

whenever i see him i think of that glitch where if you kill him near a ledge he'll fall on it and slowly spin

maurice

STOP THAT HE HAS A WIFE AND CHILDREN AND IS MADE OF HELL ENERGY AND I CANT IMAGINE THAT WOUD BE VERY SAFE TO EAT

YOU CANT CHEW HIM HES A ROCK

what why.... he's crawling up to you with a sad look in his eyes

he's climbing up your leg

no why would i do that! he's making new friends plus be glad this is a baby maurice a real maurice is huge big enough to stand on his head + his long legs make ihm very tall

don't say that to his face! he'll get angry and start firing balls and explosives at you

i'll draw more maurice just for you <3

JAJAJ IM JOKING im not that mean....................logs into your account rq /j